Profile for Johnny Baboon - If you were a pretty girl and I gave you a xmas gift

Johnny Baboon aka beardfish is a 28.43 year old boy, has been a member since January 15, 2007, has scored 32,062 submissions, giving an average score of 1.81, helping 463 designs get printed.

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Dec 13 '11 by Johnny Baboon
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If you were a pretty girl and I gave you a xmas gift

and said Christmas gift was boots, which would you like best?

1.

or are there different boots you would like better? TELL ME

NOW

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Khol on Dec 13 '11 at 7:03pm

The third ones. I actually have a very similar pair only they're in a lighter cognac color and I love them.

Evancooleo on Dec 13 '11 at 7:04pm

If I had to select one of those pair for my GF, i'd say either the 1st or second. May the force be with you.

myteemo on Dec 13 '11 at 7:10pm

3 for me.

Steve The Great on Dec 13 '11 at 7:12pm

your beautiful face would be enough, Paul.

also number 2.

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 7:12pm

nathanwpyle at gmail.com on Dec 13 '11 at 7:13pm

2 for me.

If they were for me I mean

are they for me

Khol on Dec 13 '11 at 7:15pm

If the third ones are in fact from the Steven by Steve Madden line, then I can certainly vouch for their comfort. I recently wore them for an entire weekend in New York City and they are ridiculously comfortable.

Mya Jamila on Dec 13 '11 at 7:19pm

Three is a nice style but, only buy brown boots (any shade of brown) if a) she already has brown boots or b) she has a brown jacket or c) she wears brown. I do not own any brown boots, and I never wear my one pair of brown shoes, because I don't own a brown/non-black jacket and I don't wear brown or black together.

So, 4 for me.

spacesick on Dec 13 '11 at 7:19pm

luke skywalker would wear the first ones

ir0cko on Dec 13 '11 at 7:22pm

#2 (cause i like poo)

Twiggyhall on Dec 13 '11 at 7:22pm

I like them all but personally would want higher heels!

Dream boots:

But some gals are not into high-heels, so make sure you know which kind she likes better :)

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 7:27pm

i kinda wants some boots with heels

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 7:28pm

if i HAD to pick from those choices, i'd pick #3

spacesick on Dec 13 '11 at 7:32pm

annie I'd buy you all the boots you could ever want!

spacesick on Dec 13 '11 at 7:32pm

but you don't want to know what I'd want in return

spacesick on Dec 13 '11 at 7:32pm

O_O

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 7:34pm

O.O

myteemo on Dec 13 '11 at 7:40pm

I've decided heels hate me. DC is built on old uneven brick! Not safe for klutzy types! I have no choice but to hate. I liked heels in Cali.

West coast is best coast for heels.

myteemo on Dec 13 '11 at 7:42pm

Ohhhhhhhh, i'm in love with Annie's last suggestion. WANT!

spacesick on Dec 13 '11 at 7:43pm

mo, email me at spacesick@weirdfootfetish.com when you get a chance

it's about secret santa

xiv on Dec 13 '11 at 7:44pm

3 seem like the type of boots that a fashion smart pretty girl would buy.

aNonnymouse on Dec 13 '11 at 7:46pm

2 and corgi puppy.

[+duracell-] on Dec 13 '11 at 7:49pm

3
but id rather have more choices

Chipmnk on Dec 13 '11 at 7:58pm

What do you mean IF???

And I like all of them. I don't know much about boots.

Johnny Baboon on Dec 13 '11 at 8:25pm

I'd say i'm leaning towards 3 too, and it's good to hear that they are comfortable. They also have these colors that I like, and yeah she does have other brown boots/shoes/things.

Those cowgirl heel boots are ballin.

Johnny Baboon on Dec 13 '11 at 8:27pm

yeah twigs, she ain't so much into high heels.

Johnny Baboon on Dec 13 '11 at 8:29pm

For you alvin, there's definitely no IFS, ANDS, there may be some butts though.

Chipmnk on Dec 13 '11 at 8:35pm

If you play your cards right, you may just have to start calling me Butt City.

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 8:48pm

are those the same as these? because i like the cognac color the best in this particular style

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 8:50pm

these are kinda cute, but they might make her feet look bigger than they are.

Khol on Dec 13 '11 at 8:58pm

Yeah, those are the exact same boots that I have in that cognac color. A friend of mine actually got the same pair too, which I honestly wasn't too happy about (who want to run the risk of wearing the same boots when you're out?) but I understood at the same time because out of all the boots I own these are my favorite for a reason.

Khol on Dec 13 '11 at 8:59pm

Oh sheesh, I probably should have proofread that.

Khol on Dec 13 '11 at 9:03pm

I've also really been lusting over these lately:

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 9:06pm

those are very cute for cowboy-ish boots

jublin on Dec 13 '11 at 9:07pm

what are the boots made for?

shirtflirt on Dec 13 '11 at 9:10pm

1) star wars

2) empire strikes back

3) dances with wolves

4) tombstone

did i win?

Khol on Dec 13 '11 at 9:10pm

Exactly, Annie! I want to wear them and pretend I live on a ranch. Now, if only I had 350 bucks to spare.

GyleDesigns on Dec 13 '11 at 10:06pm

How has no one said 5 yet?

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Dec 13 '11 at 10:09pm

I really like #2 and #3.

This blog makes me envious because I can never find boots that I can wear.

jet approves on Dec 13 '11 at 10:29pm

I've been looking for thr perfect tall boots for atleast two years. Still haven't found them.

Chipmnk on Dec 13 '11 at 10:32pm

Me neither, DeeAnn.

d3d on Dec 13 '11 at 10:51pm

i keep trying to convince girls to buy english riding boots, but they're expensive.

Mya Jamila on Dec 13 '11 at 11:02pm

Now I feel jipped that I didn't have a chance to turn down all your suggestions Leon. Way to be a fair convincer.

skindapple on Dec 13 '11 at 11:44pm

littlem on Dec 13 '11 at 8:50pm
these are kinda cute, but they might make her feet look bigger than they are.

^chicks with big feet, you know what that means...
my ex had the same size foot as me, so i HAD to dump her...IMMEDIATLEY...after 6 months of dating bliss that is.
(remember how shallow Hal's buddy was in the movie Shallow Hal, he broke up with his super duper hot girlfriend because of her middle toe being the longest of her toes...just ridiculous!)

and who wears #5?!
a cat ain't a boot so i threw it on the ground!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Dec 13 '11 at 11:50pm

My foot is probably bigger than most men of average height.

And some that are even taller.

littlem on Dec 14 '11 at 12:14am

well, i'm not saying her feet are big. y'all know what i meant. i don't have anything against big feet.

Kookaberry on Dec 14 '11 at 12:24am

DeeAnn is a real live Weeble Wobble.

d3d on Dec 14 '11 at 12:25am

my wife's feet are the exact same length as my hand, which isn't exactly small for a hand, but fucking tiny for a foot.

pyr4lis on Dec 14 '11 at 12:29am

I love this style boots if you're going for flats rather than heels. They're super versatile.

http://m.zappos.com/dirty-laundry-paxton-black-distressed

pyr4lis on Dec 14 '11 at 12:31am

Sorry for the lack of direct photo link.. I'm on my cell ;)

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