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Johnny Baboon aka Paul Odders is a 24.59 year old boy, has been a member since January 15, 2007, has scored 9415 submissions, giving an average score of 1.73.

May 05 '08 by Johnny Baboon

126 Comments

Watch this

whats your best pick up line to pick up hotness booty

Other than
Todow on May 05 '08 at 10:39pm
Pee in her butt.t

which is the best..

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iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:23pm

I can't.

...

say it.

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:24pm

Dan enters the bar

he rolls a 14 and casts his buy you a drank spell

what is your defense?

uptownkelly on May 05 '08 at 11:24pm

"hey"

KaylaFOZB on May 05 '08 at 11:24pm

fruit at the bottom or stirred?

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 05 '08 at 11:25pm

"Could you smell this chloroform and tell me if it's still good?"

HW. on May 05 '08 at 11:25pm

Hey baby, can I fuck your mouth later?

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:26pm

I was going to post a second one but HW just blew my mind.

don't take that out of context.

....nevermind

ofthecoast on May 05 '08 at 11:27pm

I'm going home with HW.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 05 '08 at 11:27pm

"Does the carpet match the drapes? Because I'd like to show you my hard wood floors."

iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:27pm

HW, things are here that I'd like to say.

Johnny Baboon on May 05 '08 at 11:27pm

Wanna play war so you can blow the shit out of me?

5napple on May 05 '08 at 11:27pm

HW. on May 05 '08 at 11:25pm
Hey baby, can I fuck your mouth later?

sure.

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm

"You're Dora the Explorer....and I'm like...some place to be explored...."

ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm

ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 11:26pm
I was going to post a second one but HW just blew my mind.

don't take that out of context.

....nevermind

valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm

Have you seen the inside of my trunk? Would you like to see the inside of my trunk?

Pizazz on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm

You should know, I am expecting multiples on this.

Jackanapes mk.II on May 05 '08 at 11:30pm

Nice legs?

When do they open?

HW. on May 05 '08 at 11:30pm

woman to man:
"I have many holes"

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:30pm

ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm
Flagnax44 Zaxor!

ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 11:30pm

I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU

valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 11:31pm

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 11:31pm

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:30pm
ISABOA on May 05 '08 at 11:29pm
Flagnax44 Zaxor! ..... ZEEEGGGBRAAAAAAAAAG

KaylaFOZB on May 05 '08 at 11:31pm

"You're Dora the Explorer....and I'm like...some place to be explored...."

ftw

valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 11:31pm

I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 05 '08 at 11:32pm

Zapp Brannagin!

KaylaFOZB on May 05 '08 at 11:32pm

lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 05 '08 at 11:32pm

"Can we make sex now?"

Andreas Mohacsy on May 05 '08 at 11:33pm

lets add you and i together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply:D

Johnny Baboon on May 05 '08 at 11:33pm

Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I want to monkey secks you up.

5napple on May 05 '08 at 11:34pm

You're a woman and I'm a machine.

KBShakedown on May 05 '08 at 11:34pm

Have a drink of roofies now.

uptownkelly on May 05 '08 at 11:35pm

if you were a burger i'd call you "mcbeautiful"

ofthecoast on May 05 '08 at 11:35pm

kb ftw.

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:35pm

"Together we are energy and I have the big joules"

iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:36pm

Like thunder, I will strike you. And when you are unconcious, at this time, I will have my way.

Pizazz on May 05 '08 at 11:36pm

So how 'bout them Lakers?

Jackanapes mk.II on May 05 '08 at 11:37pm

I want to cast my jedi warrior into your sarlac pit. Then take it out. Then cast it in again.

Repeat.

iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:38pm

I would like your mouth pleasure on my penis.

Andreas Mohacsy on May 05 '08 at 11:38pm

i ask: can i smell your pussy?

to which they usually reply: 'FUCK OFF!'

to which i always reply: 'sorry must have been your feet!!!'

Johnny Baboon on May 05 '08 at 11:39pm

iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:38pm
I would like your mouth pleasure on my penis.
t

works every time...

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:39pm

"*blank stare*"

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 05 '08 at 11:40pm

"I have six minutes to live." Followed by a subtle drop of pants.

KaylaFOZB on May 05 '08 at 11:40pm

speaking of jedi warriors

Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'.

HW. on May 05 '08 at 11:41pm

Hey baby, I'm into chodes.

KaylaFOZB on May 05 '08 at 11:41pm

or this

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

Johnny Baboon on May 05 '08 at 11:42pm

WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 05 '08 at 11:40pm
"I have six minutes to live." Followed by a subtle drop of pants.

and with the last 4 mins i would eat pizza before i die....

iPear on May 05 '08 at 11:42pm

It's a dude.

valorandvellum on May 05 '08 at 11:43pm

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

Maltzmania on May 05 '08 at 11:43pm

it's a dude.

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