One day, on a trip to a theme park, I was totally wacked out from riding too many roller coasters. Upon standing in line for yet ANOTHER coaster, I saw a duck with little ducklings following it. In a coaster-induced stupor, I found myself exclaiming:

"Duckies! Hello, little duckies! Hey you! Don't you chase mah duckies! Run, little duckies, run!"

So now, it's a running joke with me. And now I want to enforce it with this shirt.

This is why Quack Attack needs a reprint.

Duckies! Hooray!