I am a pretty big deal.


T-Shirts I own:

Haikus are easy but...
Poker Hand Values
Rock out with your Cock Out
I dont Want to Grow Up
Keeping it Real
Stone Jungle
Homework Evidence
You Sank my Battleship
Defend the Kingdom
X-Ray
99 Luftballons
Take Me to Tokyo
Teddy Band
The Ping Pong Championships of '82
Playground Joust
What if They Fought?
I'll Pass
Treasured
In a Comic
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
Partly Hungry Skies
Attack of the Mole People!!
Liberty