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Nov 06 '06 by jacob dehart
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New Craig is crazy tall

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We have a new guy working with us while we're super busy for the holidays, turns out his name is Craig and he's also really tall! I'm just amazed by it sometimes. I've always been the tallest one in my group of friends, then I met Craig Shimala. It really was really different and was quite an adjustment to get used to the fact that he's quite a bit taller. Now I have two Craigs working for me that are both much taller. Wacky!

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helladelightful on Nov 06 '06 at 4:50pm

JACOB DEHART!

you should do threadless secret santa!

why? because IT'LL BE AWESOME

Mindrenew on Nov 06 '06 at 4:51pm

Illinois, land of the big people.

hannabear on Nov 06 '06 at 4:52pm

that's crazy!

they're probably long lost twins with unimaginative parents that named them both the same.

fc gravy on Nov 06 '06 at 4:54pm

put them in the washing machine on a high temperature.

helladelightful on Nov 06 '06 at 4:54pm

LIKE PETE n' PETE!! except theyre both tall...nevermind

jacob dehart on Nov 06 '06 at 4:54pm

You guys have to make Shimala play secret santa! Christmas is his favorite time of the year! He gets so excited November first because one of the local radio stations plays only christmas for the next 2 months!

helladelightful on Nov 06 '06 at 4:55pm

DUDE

get craig in on it!!!

http://www.threadless.com/profile/231967/helladelightful/blog/84353/THREADLESS_SECRET_SANTA_2006_EXTRAVAGANZA

it'll be awesome and tell him we'll make sure his is extracheery

spacesick on Nov 06 '06 at 4:57pm

I hope they become best friends, that way people just start referring to them as "the craigs"

speedyjvw on Nov 06 '06 at 4:59pm

so do i get like a prize for referring him

like a crazy pyramid scheme

Jena4lopez on Nov 06 '06 at 5:00pm

How tall are you all?

BNannas on Nov 06 '06 at 5:02pm

Shimala Claus brought delicious cupcakes today.

helladelightful on Nov 06 '06 at 5:04pm

bob nanna also should be involved.

jublin on Nov 06 '06 at 5:06pm

yeah you gotta have "the craigs" working around the office.

then they could always be playing practical jokes on the shorter guys and giving wedgies to all the noobies.

helladelightful on Nov 06 '06 at 5:07pm

i smell a craig shimala film

folo on Nov 06 '06 at 5:07pm

helladelightful on Nov 06 '06 at 4:50pm

JACOB DEHART!

you should do threadless secret santa!

why? because IT'LL BE AWESOME

^^^dooo it!

jublin on Nov 06 '06 at 5:10pm

times 2!

d3d on Nov 06 '06 at 5:11pm

poor you. 75% of guys are taller than me. some of them are called Craig too.

ladykat on Nov 06 '06 at 5:16pm

so what are their actual heights?

speedyjvw on Nov 06 '06 at 5:17pm

craig g is 6'6''

shimala is 6'7"

if i am not mistaken

ladykat on Nov 06 '06 at 5:19pm

that's pretty tall.

jublin on Nov 06 '06 at 5:20pm

so craig shimala is 13'3'' ?

Joe Johnson on Nov 06 '06 at 5:22pm

and the new craig wears a size 16 shoe, now thats crazy

ladykat on Nov 06 '06 at 5:23pm

ooh la la

deboraborialis on Nov 06 '06 at 5:24pm

Poor Leon.

melhel86 on Nov 06 '06 at 5:25pm

my mom is friends with 7'3" nun. She is the biggest women I've ever seen in my life. She comes over to dinner often and has to avoid ceiling fans and door frames.

That's some tall craigs in one building. I would feel like a midget since both are almost 2 feet taller than me.

abeadle on Nov 06 '06 at 5:25pm

thanks for the hoodies jacob!

OlliRudi on Nov 06 '06 at 5:31pm

all craigs are the result of a government experiment to make super soldiers who could tear down enemy planes from the skies with their very hands. it's scientifically proven. an experiment gone horribly WRONG

deboraborialis on Nov 06 '06 at 5:32pm

It's true. I have one at home.

abeadle on Nov 06 '06 at 5:32pm

I got a spam junk mail and the title was:

Ranchi Rourkela Salem Shimla

fc gravy on Nov 06 '06 at 5:34pm

so do you call them bot craig or do you call one craig and the other one shimala or shim-shim or shimmehhh?

fc gravy on Nov 06 '06 at 5:34pm

*both

speedyjvw on Nov 06 '06 at 5:34pm

(new) craig has some sweet size 16 shoes

deboraborialis on Nov 06 '06 at 5:35pm

Is one of them a cyborg?

NatySpaghetti on Nov 06 '06 at 5:50pm

how tall is he?

littlem on Nov 06 '06 at 5:58pm

how tall are you, jacob?

p.s. amanda, that's porn spam.

funkie fresh on Nov 06 '06 at 6:04pm

you guys should start a basketball team

corneli23 on Nov 06 '06 at 6:14pm

Yay I don't feel so alone now. I'm 6'7" and wear a size 17 :O but my name isn't Craig :P I'm Tanner

xiv on Nov 06 '06 at 6:28pm

they both need matching shirts like these guys:

http://cdkenterprises.com/animals/images/ds-104440.jpg

Craig One and Craig Two

xiv on Nov 06 '06 at 6:28pm

ladykat on Nov 06 '06 at 6:29pm

omg yes!

chelly on Nov 06 '06 at 6:30pm

naming your child craig instantly means he will be a giant

Daniel San on Nov 06 '06 at 6:31pm

What is the new threadless address?

ir0cko on Nov 06 '06 at 6:35pm

i want to be tall. haha

littlem on Nov 06 '06 at 6:35pm

FatOprah on Nov 06 '06 at 6:51pm

which one's got a bigger johnson?

Stevethegreat on Nov 06 '06 at 11:24pm

I"m always perplexed when people call me really tall....

no. you're just short.

speedyjvw on Nov 06 '06 at 11:27pm

craig is probably the tallest friend ive ever had

and yes steve im short i can deal with it

atomickisses on Nov 07 '06 at 1:20am

new craig is a hottie

4 days later

xleration00 on Nov 11 '06 at 6:11pm

Craig and I should be each others stunt doubles...for when things in the office get too out of hand...

kayceislost on Nov 11 '06 at 6:14pm

"shim-shim or shimmehhh?"

ahahaha brian!

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