DrVSP
DrVSP aka Virginia Price is 36.81 years old, has been a member since January 12, 2007, has scored 17235 submissions, giving an average score of 1.54.
"Be polite, be professional, be prepared to kill." -USA
of 47 votes, 9% like it
my favorite book is out of print
of 64 votes, 25% like it
Who gets to name all the other dwarf planets?
of 60 votes, 23% like it
Celebrate! Pluto is the start of a whole new category!
of 57 votes, 23% like it
There's nothing worse than a bad slogan on a T-shirt.
of 75 votes, 24% like it
So many skinnies, not enough A1 sauce.
of 75 votes, 15% like it
The third wish is always used to undo the harm of the first two.
of 78 votes, 24% like it
Don't worry about me; I'm just a red herring.
of 80 votes, 33% like it
Like the banana in the presence of ice cream, I intend to split.
of 80 votes, 23% like it
Too tired. The floor will have to do.
of 79 votes, 27% like it
Tea, it's not just for little old ladies anymore.
of 80 votes, 18% like it
I think my cat is just using me.
of 84 votes, 27% like it
Is overthink one word?
of 82 votes, 17% like it
Mastication is delicious!
of 90 votes, 22% like it
Creationism shows a lack of imagination.
of 95 votes, 19% like it
When are they going to issue my magic wand?
of 94 votes, 23% like it
I'm not too young to be a doctor. You're too old to be alive.
of 96 votes, 28% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A good friend is someone who saves the black jelly beans for me!
of 66 votes, 9% like it
Black jelly beans: you either love 'em or hate 'em.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
Creationism reveals how fragile your belief in God really is.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Dad's opera bugs me more than my rock bugs him!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Do penguins cry ice cubes?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
Hey, don't judge. People like me keep the economy going.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
I have a room for life at the home for the chronically groovy.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
I will not sit on skinnies. I will not sit on skinnies. I will...
of 61 votes, 10% like it
In Antarctica, Spring is a relative term.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
Let's make a pact: No more "Chicken dance" at weddings!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Music won't soothe this savage beast!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
My cat only wants me for my body; he never listens when I talk.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
Nine out of ten cannibals prefer well marbled meat.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
Roosevelt for President
of 55 votes, 16% like it
The evil queen WAS the fairest of them all!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
Too many doctors kills the patient.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
We have not come a long way, baby.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
Why do "music lovers" strive to become deaf?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
Yes, I am your doctor. (heh, heh, heh...)
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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