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DrVSP
aka Virginia Price is 37.92 years old, has been a member since January 12, 2007, has scored 17365 submissions, giving an average score of 1.54.
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"Be polite, be professional, be prepared to kill." -USA
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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my favorite book is out of print
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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Who gets to name all the other dwarf planets?
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Celebrate! Pluto is the start of a whole new category!
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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There's nothing worse than a bad slogan on a T-shirt.
of 79 votes, 22% like it
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So many skinnies, not enough A1 sauce.
of 79 votes, 14% like it
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The third wish is always used to undo the harm of the first two.
of 82 votes, 23% like it
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Don't worry about me; I'm just a red herring.
of 85 votes, 32% like it
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Like the banana in the presence of ice cream, I intend to split.
of 84 votes, 21% like it
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Too tired. The floor will have to do.
of 84 votes, 26% like it
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Tea, it's not just for little old ladies anymore.
of 85 votes, 16% like it
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I think my cat is just using me.
of 88 votes, 26% like it
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Is overthink one word?
of 86 votes, 16% like it
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Mastication is delicious!
of 94 votes, 21% like it
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Creationism shows a lack of imagination.
of 100 votes, 19% like it
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When are they going to issue my magic wand?
of 98 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not too young to be a doctor. You're too old to be alive.
of 100 votes, 27% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A good friend is someone who saves the black jelly beans for me!
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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Black jelly beans: you either love 'em or hate 'em.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Creationism reveals how fragile your belief in God really is.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Dad's opera bugs me more than my rock bugs him!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Do penguins cry ice cubes?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Hey, don't judge. People like me keep the economy going.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I have a room for life at the home for the chronically groovy.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I will not sit on skinnies. I will not sit on skinnies. I will...
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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In Antarctica, Spring is a relative term.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Let's make a pact: No more "Chicken dance" at weddings!
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Music won't soothe this savage beast!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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My cat only wants me for my body; he never listens when I talk.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Nine out of ten cannibals prefer well marbled meat.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Roosevelt for President
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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The evil queen WAS the fairest of them all!
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Too many doctors kills the patient.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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We have not come a long way, baby.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Why do "music lovers" strive to become deaf?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I am your doctor. (heh, heh, heh...)
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/439928/DrVSP
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Ask me.
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