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roundredhead
roundredhead aka Anna-Elise is 40.42 years old, has been a member since January 12, 2007, has scored 8751 submissions, giving an average score of 1.44.
be very very quiet... we're hunting pirates
of 62 votes, 24% like it
sometimes I'm afraid the meaning of life might fit on a t-shirt
of 61 votes, 26% like it
torture isn't funny
of 51 votes, 10% like it
The meaning of life does not fit on a t-shirt.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
The monster under my bed has started to snore.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
the monster under my bed could beat up the monster under yours
of 67 votes, 34% like it
According to the Jetsons I should have a robot maid by now.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
I'm a genius, but not the useful kind.
of 63 votes, 37% like it
Don't make me use your middle name!
of 58 votes, 29% like it
Money doesn't grow on trees; it comes from ATMs.
of 65 votes, 25% like it
Everything you think significant is actually a coincidence.
of 77 votes, 25% like it
Quantum Mechanics Inc.: We'll tell you if your cat is dead.
of 75 votes, 31% like it
Where's the monster under your bed when you really need him?
of 75 votes, 28% like it
your imaginary friend talks to me behind your back
of 72 votes, 26% like it
Sesame Street gave me unrealistic expectations regarding monsters
of 72 votes, 39% like it
nobody ever suspects the rubber ducky
of 73 votes, 27% like it
Celebrity response to Global Warming: Adopt a Penguin
of 75 votes, 28% like it
anything you say can be used against you in my memoirs
of 79 votes, 24% like it
thankfully the black hole in my dryer hasn't gotten this tee
of 75 votes, 23% like it
It was a dark and stormy t-shirt
of 74 votes, 19% like it
smugly satisfied with my own existence
of 76 votes, 26% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"The pod people came and got you," she said.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
98th percentile (now you just have to figure out in what)
of 45 votes, 11% like it
Ah summer: mosquitos, lawn mowers, and young kids underfoot.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
attempting to ascend to a higher plane of existance called sleep
of 48 votes, 8% like it
be very very quiet... we're hunting ninjas
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Before you ask for my opinion you should know I'm a bitch
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Chocolate cake tastes even better when you're on a diet
of 39 votes, 10% like it
cliches were better in high school
of 55 votes, 18% like it
Don't make me kill you; I'll regret it later but you'll be dead.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
everything you think is significant is actually a coincidence
of 56 votes, 20% like it
fuzzy blue monsters - now in convenient pocket size
of 39 votes, 13% like it
gas powered lawn mowers: assaulting ears every summer since 1933
of 57 votes, 19% like it
gas powered lawnmowers: assaulting ears every summer since 1920
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Hell-bad intentions get there faster however the road is paved
of 30 votes, 13% like it
hippitous hoppitous
of 51 votes, 10% like it
I dream about a big blue monster that would tuck me in at night.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I have just had what alcoholics call a moment of clarity
of 51 votes, 16% like it
I hope that the meaning of life does not fit on a t-shirt
of 55 votes, 20% like it
I know your middle name and I'm not afraid to use it.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
I was having a good night, then my mom called...
of 52 votes, 12% like it
I'd like to thank my co-star's wife & Ms. K my 3rd grade teac
of 51 votes, 4% like it
I'm a poet. The pay's not much, but the hours are good.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
I'm quite fond of you, so when I kill you it will be quick.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
I've got a new guardian angel; the last one retired on combat pay
of 46 votes, 11% like it
If I only want to build a little monster am I only a little evil?
of 47 votes, 15% like it
If music be the food of love--for god's sake get a room already!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
if you are reading this message it means I'm out of clean clothes
of 46 votes, 15% like it
If you keep on the sunny side, you'd better wear sunscreen.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
In a perfect world we'd all travel by magic carpet.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
In an alternate universe I'm a thin gorgeous assasin.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
In an alternate universe I'm a very thin gorgeous assasin.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
it'd be cool if it was as simple as blowing away the bad guys
of 44 votes, 14% like it
little black t
of 45 votes, 11% like it
live, laugh, love......linger, lament, lie
of 51 votes, 8% like it
Lucky Test Taking Shirt (Do not wash!)
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Manichean Paranoia! It all makes sense now
of 52 votes, 10% like it
Marshmallows: Not just for Breakfast
of 54 votes, 17% like it
Marshmallows: Not just for Breakfast Anymore
of 39 votes, 15% like it
My evil twin is an assasin: sexy, but deadly.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
my inner child is bummed because there's no monster under my bed
of 45 votes, 18% like it
my inner child wants a bigger teddy bear
of 57 votes, 19% like it
my inner child wants a monster of her very own
of 45 votes, 13% like it
My inner child wants a teddy bear bigger than she is.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
my nature spirit is bigger and fuzzier than your nature spirit
of 47 votes, 11% like it
my other body has fangs and a tail
of 50 votes, 6% like it
Neatness always counts
of 39 votes, 10% like it
Physicists Ltd: We'll find the black hole that steals your socks.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
Practice makes perfect, and drives everyone around you nuts.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Pysicists Ltd: Finding the black hole that's stealing your socks.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Republicans: People born on third who think they hit a tripple
of 51 votes, 10% like it
Rubber Duckie you're the one... You make bathtime so much fun
of 46 votes, 15% like it
sometimes I like to imagine platypuses happy swimming in a pond
of 52 votes, 13% like it
Still waters run deep and stagnant
of 34 votes, 9% like it
the black hole that eats my socks hasn't yet gotten this tee
of 43 votes, 16% like it
the monster in my closet is bigger than yours & he's fuzzier
of 47 votes, 17% like it
the voices in my head follow me everywhere
of 52 votes, 17% like it
the worst day of my life was a day at the beach
of 44 votes, 7% like it
They say virtue is it's own reward; they should've offered cash.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
This is not a TV show, and you are never going to save the world.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
This is the shirt I put on when I know its going to be a bad day
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Virtue is it own reward, that's why it's gone out of fashion.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
WARNING WRITER PRESENT: you are being fictionalized as we speak
of 51 votes, 16% like it
WARNING: anything you say can used against you in my memoirs
of 50 votes, 12% like it
Warrior Princess Wannabe
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Whatever you do, don't make the drummer mad.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
When they make the movie I want to be played by Audrey Hepburn
of 48 votes, 10% like it
When was the last time you slept?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
Will global warming let me grow palm trees in Montana?
of 51 votes, 16% like it
Would you like me better if I was blue and fuzzy?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
You actually think I know something about the meaning of life?
of 41 votes, 7% like it
You are not the star of the sit-com of your life
of 49 votes, 8% like it
You wouldn't believe me even if I told you
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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All about me
semi-insane over-educated writer/reader who overthinks everything and always seems to be doing laundry. Don't ask me how the novel's coming or I'll make you read it.

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