Chaos, panic, disorder... my work here is done
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I'm suffering from an age related illness called Life
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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the only element more common than Hydrogen is stupidity
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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We don't assign enough research to finding a cure for jerks
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Time is the best teacher, however it kills all of its students.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Drugs have taught an entire American generation the metric system
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Doing nothing is hard... you never know when you're finished
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Brain: an organ with which we think we think.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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It's kind of fun to do the impossible
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Double Negatives Don't Do Nothing For Me
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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If you can read this you're within roundhouse kick range
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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I intend to live forever... so far, so good.
of 65 votes, 42% like it
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