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Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie aka Frigid Fondie is a 23.98 year old girl, has been a member since January 11, 2007, has scored 964 submissions, giving an average score of 2.61, helping 45 designs get printed.
URL: http://tessarifkin.deviantart.com
Pre-school jitters...
I'm finally going back to college after a 2 year hiatus. I'm a little nervous. Its not even about being somewhere completely new, and not knowing anyone. I don't know what it is.

What do you do to make the butterflies go away?

marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Sep 24 '10 at 1:23pm
Shot of whiskey.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Sep 24 '10 at 1:25pm
lol, school starts at 9:30, I don't think i could bring myself to drinking that early
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Sep 24 '10 at 1:27pm
On day one, find the biggest person and beat the shit out of them. Then everyone will respect you.
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Sep 24 '10 at 1:29pm
everyone will be nervous, it's preschool
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 24 '10 at 1:30pm
hug your dog
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Sep 24 '10 at 1:32pm
preschool was easier, i had animal crackers to bribe, and my best friend took me to school, dressed as batman.

true story.
mike bautista
mike bautista on Sep 24 '10 at 1:32pm
Just pretend that you're Judd Nelson.

And when someone asks you something, you say,
"NO, DAD. WHAT. ABOUT. YOU."
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Sep 24 '10 at 1:35pm
Ryan is confusing school with prison again.

I need to bust out my black fingerless gloves mike!
mike bautista
mike bautista on Sep 24 '10 at 1:38pm
I love that Ryan confused school with prison more than once.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 24 '10 at 1:38pm
sleep with the teachers. that always calmed me down.
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Sep 24 '10 at 1:44pm
don't drop the soap in math class
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Sep 24 '10 at 1:46pm
from what I hear, I wouldn't be the first Brian =O gross....
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 24 '10 at 1:47pm
;-D
mezo
   mezo on Sep 24 '10 at 1:51pm
I would give you advise on what calms/de-stresses but it's rated NC-17 and involves negative pants.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Sep 24 '10 at 1:53pm
Listen to Ryan.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Sep 24 '10 at 1:54pm
oh yeahh. pants shopping. if you know what I mean...

(shopping for pants)
iPear
iPear on Sep 24 '10 at 1:54pm
or do drop the soap. dare to be different.
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