everything i watch on TV has the word star in the title
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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cotton balls are not as tasty as cotton candy
of 55 votes, 29% like it
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i look much cooler from far away
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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by the time you read this, i will have noticed you staring at me
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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doctors secretly talk to one another in latin
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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duct tape is the key to any successful relationship
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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glowing in the dark really interferes with my stalking
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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i wish i could glow in the dark. that'd be cool.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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i subsist almost entirely on high fructose corn syrup
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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i am always this socially awkward
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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i'm not usually this socially awkward
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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...yet another awkward moment
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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imaginary friends are so needy.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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sometimes i disagree with you just to make you angry
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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nerdgasmic
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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i accept bribes in the form of candy
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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the length of my attention span is directly proportional to candy
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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you only like the '80s because you weren't born yet
of 71 votes, 28% like it
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i like breathing
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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i'll explain when you're older
of 68 votes, 24% like it
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this short sleeve t-shirt courtesy of global warming
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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you're the only person that can see me
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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i like waving to people i don't know
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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this shirt matches my underwear perfectly
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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sometimes i just agree with you so you'll stop talking
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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hugs are really nice except when they're creepy or weird
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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i dream in cartoon
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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addicted to practically any form of instant gratification
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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what's the secret password?
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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just blame George
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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dinosaurs were cool
of 64 votes, 31% like it
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this shirt is cooler than me
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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if you can see me, it is because i am running late
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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you can put a cat in the oven, but that don't make it a biscuit
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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i secretly love sci-fi
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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now accepting suggestions for what i should be when i grow up
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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i'm in college. feed me.
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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i secretly love the smell of gasoline
of 71 votes, 21% like it
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my tapeworm keeps me skinny
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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i'm in love with a nerd
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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