I wish my mom wore t-shirts. Whenever I did something weird she would look at me like she didn't know me and say "What are you, the Milkman's baby?!"

While it didn't really make sense, since she was, well, the MOM, not the dad, I still see her silly illegitimacy claim echoed in this shirt and it makes me laugh.

My mom does NOT wear t-shirts. And Threadless does not make, you know, like house dresses and Mu-mus and other older Mom clothes. But the t-shirt still brings me nostalgic joy!