Time Waits for Nomads
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw kettles
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Your browser sent a request my server could not understand.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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If time's such a great teacher why do all its pupils end up dead?
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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If I can't win, I don't wanna play.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Wit is just educated rudeness.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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If you have nothing nice to say, come sit over here!
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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Victory goes to whoever makes the second-to-last mistake.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Clothes are key. Naked people have little effect on society.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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This is what SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME looks like.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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The meek will inherit the earth ... once I'm done with it.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Time flies when you have no clue what you're doing.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Once you realize I'm God, we'll be great friends.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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The meek will inherit the earth .. once we're done with it.
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Patience is not a virtue. It's a waste of time.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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When things go wrong, have someone to blame.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Fictional characters are so much better than you freaks.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Immature [adj]- word used by people who can't have fun ever.
of 66 votes, 30% like it
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I'd offfer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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My whole life is one of those 'you had to be there' jokes.
of 66 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not so great at advice. Will a sarcastic comment do?
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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It's been that kind of day.
of 66 votes, 18% like it
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I like you best when you're not here.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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