Aww, I didn't get any offers! :(

sure

I will help you

what's up, doc?

Can we rock?

what...?



most confusing blog of '07 so far. nice work

Awesome! Either you're in or you're out but I'm glad you all chose to be in. Details will come later after my world tour.

watch it

Let's just say it involves this kind of thing.

Later today I'm planning on going to funscape and riding the go karts cuz yesterday was a total drag. But it's okay man, cuz I'm not down with love, i'm into makin' sex. Haha oh man haha, I messed up that fitty cent song. Man, black kids are so mean they're all "we listen to rap and we conform" and I'm like "no way, i'm indie i'm cool...I'm different" and they're all "we are black rappers" and I'm like "no you're not, you're just government tools" and they're like "fuck you" and I"m like "i'm cool, I know what's down." But yeah, I'm totally bummed that they canceled arrested development, that show was so funny, it was so indie. i liked it before it became popular, and now that it's mainstreams, it's like "whatev's you're sellouts." but yeah later today I'm gonna have unprotected sex with an inatimate object. The dwarven woman will give me felatio as I fondle your cactus. I hate dairy queen too, it's so main stream. They need to make like indie ice cream shops where all the hipsters go and have roman orgies with each other naked and violent. I mean, or like an Indie borders, where it's not like...aobut the money. Cuz man, it seems like everything mainstream is about the money you know? It's not about the product....it's just not fair. I mean for fucks sake where's my chocolate malted milk shake? I dont' know why the people's gotta market my culture. It's so mainstream to read now too, like everyone and their mom reads harry potter, I liked harry potter before I had a massive erection. Oh well, i guess all good things eventually become mainstream, I wish everything wasn't revolving around money and monkey sexxing senegalese aids carriers. I mean mosquitofucking shitjockeys, it seems like the only people that listen to music nowadays are just ... they just ... they don't know the meaning behind the lyrics and the story behind the banded twat gates.

that cap looks like hogan

oh

it involves dancing poorly?

while defying the church... or did you just mean it involves LOTS of bacon :P