jimography
jimography aka Jim is a boy, has been a member since January 3, 2007, has scored 547 submissions, giving an average score of 3.71.
URL: http://jimography.com
2010: Cut-off date for all pop songs featuring a rap verse.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
Bring me the genius who invented the techno beat.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
Remember when pop singers used to be ugly? Me too.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
9/10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good.
of 62 votes, 27% like it
Bisexuals get the worst of both worlds.
of 66 votes, 26% like it
Good things come to those who pay.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
Voters : This time, don't put all your eggs in one basket case.
of 69 votes, 28% like it
I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just thinking it.
of 69 votes, 33% like it
Stop Global Warming & Road Accidents : Drive a Bumper Car.
of 69 votes, 22% like it
You should have seen me yesterday. I had a huge beard.
of 68 votes, 24% like it
I have a photographic memory and you just ruined my life.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
Keep the noise down. People in Australia are trying to sleep.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
Don't hurt me. My DNA will be worth millions one day.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry like a baby.
of 65 votes, 26% like it
Work 8 hours, eat 3 meals, sleep 8 hours, repeat. Life rocks!
of 64 votes, 14% like it
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give him a whale...
of 61 votes, 26% like it
I bought this shirt in another dimension for 3 grasshoppers.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
The best things in life are free. Just ask a homeless person.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
Every penny counts when you're swinging a sack full of them.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
Blood is thicker than water. Keep in mind when mixing drinks.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
Nothing is certain but death, taxes & quantum physics.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Just how I like it.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It was a good day.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Great minds think alike. (Also applies to Stupid minds)
of 61 votes, 25% like it
Good things come in small packages. Or so I keep telling myself.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
Never say never. Oh crap, I just said it twice.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but man does it roll.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
If I'm talking about the weather, it's because you're boring.
of 60 votes, 32% like it
The best cure for a short temper is a long walk. To a gun shop.
of 62 votes, 29% like it
Don't count your genetically modified chickens before they bark.
of 62 votes, 37% like it
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. Except novelty
of 61 votes, 18% like it
When I'm cold I just put on more of these.
of 61 votes, 38% like it
Eskimo Brains : Zombie Ice Cream
of 61 votes, 23% like it
Zombies prefer an open mind.
of 62 votes, 32% like it
This phrase would look amazing in Japanese.
of 62 votes, 34% like it
Up, Down, Left, Right : Jesus' Cheat Code
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Assassins : Lawyers without the paperwork.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
I can out-think you in ways you can't even imagine.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
I'm so lazy I don't even finish my
of 62 votes, 24% like it
Villains don't always wear black.
of 61 votes, 30% like it
Mike - Stop printing my memos on T-shirts. - Joe
of 61 votes, 21% like it
I wish you'd seen me yesterday. I looked hot!
of 59 votes, 25% like it
No, I don't have any spare change. That sound is my keys.
of 60 votes, 32% like it
Me : Not just a character in your life.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
Profanity dispenser - Insert beer
of 59 votes, 24% like it
They don't make time machines like they used to.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
Seeking new friends. Must have own jokes.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Do I walk funny? Be honest.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
Will work for food. (Like everyone else.)
of 58 votes, 16% like it
One Size Fits Me
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Are kids getting dumber or am I getting older?
of 59 votes, 32% like it
This is my favourite colour.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
Any second I could rip this shirt open to reveal my true identity
of 61 votes, 39% like it
6 Billion People In The World And You Had To Look At Me
of 60 votes, 23% like it
I left the muscles in my other shirt.
of 75 votes, 32% like it
You look different. Have you won weight?
of 70 votes, 17% like it
I Prefer Old York.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Don't laugh, this is my real face!
of 66 votes, 18% like it
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Heineken
of 48 votes, 13% like it
Fish hook up online.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
For dessert, Zombies eat Eskimo brains
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Give a man a fish & you feed him for a day. Give a man a whal
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Guards! Seize them!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
How many hurricanes does it take to change a light bulb?
of 41 votes, 5% like it
I bet your zipper was made by YKK. Go on... check.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
I know the height, weight & stereotype of everyone here.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
I know. I'll wash it tomorrow.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
If we descended from apes, why do bananas taste so bad?
of 49 votes, 12% like it
If you don't like this one I can change
of 54 votes, 11% like it
Just because winners don't use drugs, doesn't mean all losers do.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
My eyes hurt too much to wear an arty T-shirt today.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Oh my god, kids speak like, totally bizarro these days!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
Only fish should hook up online.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
R&B fans: James Brown died for your sins.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
Sometimes I buy tickets to go see myself.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
STOP EATING OUT. Make a #@$%ing sandwich.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
Who cares? I don't have to look at this shirt... you do.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
Your money or your life?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

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Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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