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Matt-Russ
aka Matthew Russell is a 27.42 year old boy, has been a member since January 3, 2007, has scored 5,917 submissions, giving an average score of 1.72, helping 49 designs get printed.
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If you can read this in its entirety, I must be spinning round
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If my life was a movie, I would be prettier...and have a sword
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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I told Ripley I didn't believe him, he got sad and went away
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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My mom wears a Freudian slip under her clothes
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Blankets-Protecting you from everything since you were three
of 34 votes, 50% like it
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Wait, isn't this supposed to be a band name?
of 36 votes, 44% like it
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Live each day like its shark week.
of 38 votes, 50% like it
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And my mom thought I wouldn't amount to anything...pssh
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Children think I'm Santa
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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For English press 1 Para Espanol 0prima 2 ForFrench Learn English
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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Damn you Andrew Lloyd Weber!
of 69 votes, 23% like it
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Pi is Irrational
of 73 votes, 26% like it
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Anagrams Rock! Rack an Orgasm!
of 78 votes, 29% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<wrap around> If you can read this in its entirety, I am sp
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Curling-Allowing janitors to pretend to be athletes since 1541
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Cursing is for Female Dogs
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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Don Keykong-First ever leader of the ape mafia
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Fuzzy Logic-Why there are no bunny philosophers
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Hey look a distraction!
<on back of shirt>
Sucker
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Hm & Hm's, the indecision melts in your mouth, not in your ha
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I brush my combs teeth twice a day!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I don't skip class, I'd much rather frolic it.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I took a Chance and I took second place in a beauty contest!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I'm lucky I rolled a one or else i would still be at home
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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If "hey" is for horses, what is "yo" for?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Lets put the IRS, back into vampIReS
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Monkeys are like people 98% of the time
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Oh, you're here. Why didn't I get a reflex save?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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People who don't speak correctly are idioms
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Pro-wrestlers are like me, they fake it.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The Beatles love you eight days a week, but I can use a calender
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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This shirt has no meaning, and by that I mean it's existentialist
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Velcro-Shoelaces for dumb people
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Whenever I'm sad, I just remember one thing: Farfanoodle
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Why does Mr. Body always invite murderers over for diner?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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