|
burgz
aka chris is a boy, has been a member since December 28, 2006, has scored 6049 submissions, giving an average score of 1.96.
|
Go figure... A Nudist Camp Shirt
of 41 votes, 10% like it
|
I Whisper Sweet Nothings while brininging It to the Table
of 40 votes, 10% like it
|
WARNING: may bump chests & slap 5's without WARNING
of 41 votes, 10% like it
|
|
Yes I am a 2nd Base Coach and No I do not play Baseball
of 39 votes, 13% like it
|
I like My Coffee like my Women: Hot & Columbian
of 47 votes, 23% like it
|
Round Up your Back up Dancers and let's Do This
of 47 votes, 28% like it
|
|
Your Designer Purse is No Match for My Mixed Bag
of 47 votes, 17% like it
|
My Morning Show Consists of Snooze Buttons & Partial Nudity
of 47 votes, 13% like it
|
I Saw Big Foot, but I've Seen Bigger
of 47 votes, 28% like it
|
|
This Conversation went smoother in Rehearsals
of 47 votes, 32% like it
|
I Wanna be Taller when I Grow Up
of 48 votes, 19% like it
|
This Mime Protest can turn into a Quiet Riot in Seconds
of 36 votes, 28% like it
|
|
You say Parent's Basement, I say Secret Underground Lair
of 36 votes, 36% like it
|
You'll know who I am once my Theme Music Ends
of 36 votes, 19% like it
|
In the woods "Bear With Me" is Totally Different
of 36 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Liquid Courage: Fuel for Wobbly Acts of Bravery
of 51 votes, 12% like it
|
The Smartest Cookie is the one that doesn't get Eaten
of 57 votes, 18% like it
|
Missile Defense isn't Rocket Science, it's more Hit & Miss
of 52 votes, 19% like it
|
|
But at the End of the Day...I Go to Sleep
of 52 votes, 15% like it
|
Anyway the Wind Blows is Cool with Me
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
I Brought a Pen for Life's Tests
of 54 votes, 9% like it
|
|
My Fraggles are Stoned
of 54 votes, 17% like it
|
Emo Forecast: cloudy periods of anger and scattered fits of rage
of 54 votes, 13% like it
|
My Life Coach benched me in the second half
of 54 votes, 15% like it
|
|
I enjoy walks on the beach, poetry, unicorns and Swedish erotica
of 54 votes, 20% like it
|
Today's winning numbers are 9-2-5...Get back to work.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
|
I'm a cat burglar. I burgle cats
of 54 votes, 17% like it
|
|
One man’s break dancing mat, is another man’s home
of 54 votes, 17% like it
|
Emotional forecast calls for a warm front and cold shoulders
of 54 votes, 19% like it
|
I am a product of the Mother Trucking Swear Jar
of 54 votes, 9% like it
|
|
I mean it from the heart of my bottom
of 56 votes, 21% like it
|
Life is a big game to me because I was raised on Time Outs
of 55 votes, 15% like it
|
Back in my day Phat meant Dope and Stupid meant Fly
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
|
1982 Red Rover Champion
of 55 votes, 15% like it
|
The only remedy for the bugaloo flu is dance.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
|
I’m all for that thing that everyone else is about.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
|
|
I draw all my conclusions in crayon
of 51 votes, 29% like it
|
Beam me up Scottie, there's no chicks down here.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
|
xtra-medium
of 52 votes, 12% like it
|
|
According to my Rolox, time is a luxury I don't have.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
|
LUNCH: It's what's for DINNER
of 52 votes, 12% like it
|
Gravity NEVER lets me down
of 51 votes, 29% like it
|
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Arms not Included
of 52 votes, 10% like it
|
Crush Groove! Kill! Destroy! Crush Groove!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
|
Front of the Line Inspector
of 39 votes, 10% like it
|
|
Grow Ops: Growing Opportunities In Dull Suburbs Since….? Sweet
of 53 votes, 4% like it
|
In my dreams huh, can I pick you up on my REM cycle at nine then?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
|
it is what it is & that's that
of 36 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Like Water for Chocolate is Like the Sweetest Deal
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
On my signal, unleash hell.....nnnnow!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
|
One's uncertainty can be measured by their half nelson
of 53 votes, 6% like it
|
|
One’s optimism can be measured by their full nelson
of 53 votes, 4% like it
|
So this is what the world would be like without me
of 48 votes, 8% like it
|
The Tag says 100% cotton, but it should be Felt to be sure
of 53 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Wallet Inspector By Night
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
http://threadless.com/profile/431283/burgz
|
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I would say that I'm a laid back kind of fella. If I were an animal, I would be a polar bear skin rug because I'm so laid back and chill. Wait... or is it because I have my ear to the ground and I'm so in tunned with what's going on. Either way, I know it's not because I was shot dead.
|