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paaron46
aka Aaron is 29.37 years old, has been a member since December 27, 2006, has scored 6,376 submissions, giving an average score of 1.29, helping 80 designs get printed.
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Science would be cool if it wasn't for all the facts.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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When did ignorance become a point of view?
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
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Peeping Tom? No. I'm a "People Watcher"
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I don't BELIEVE in Science
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Life is short. Run with scissors.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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The trouble with life is that there is no background music.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be more your style.
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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I don't suffer form insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Yes I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Thanks for calling the urination clinic...Please hold.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels really good.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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Welcome to hell. Here's your accordion.
of 53 votes, 28% like it
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True friends always stab you in the front.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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You're Schitzophrenic? That makes four of us!
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?
of 53 votes, 42% like it
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it left.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Money can't buy love, but it puts you in good bargaining position
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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If con is opposite of pro, is congress opposite of progress?
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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If your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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When you're a cannibal every fight is a food fight.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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By the time it took you to read this I've stollen your wallet
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Wipe your feet before you stomp on my heart.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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Many true words are said in jest. Just kidding.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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WARNING: Spontaneously combustible
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Are Morticians happy when people die?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have no influence on society.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Drugs lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Hoping Paris Hilton dies of eye cancer...too harsh?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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How does an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I ate your honor student.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I once saw a transvestite wearing a t-shirt that read, 'Guess?'
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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I only strip to pay tuition.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I was a vegetarian until I started to lean toward the sun.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I'm important, my shirt says so.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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If love is blind... Why are thongs so popular?
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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If you can fake sincerity, you can fake anything.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Kick me while I'm down and I'll just bite you on the ankles.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Kids are not easy because there has to be a penalty for sex.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of mole-hills.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Powered by Flux Compacitor
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Service Industry.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Sumo in training
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Trying to Make a Living By Basking in the Warm Glow of Television
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Walk softly and carry a fully-charged phaser.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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When I’m holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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