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May 28 '09 by kissmeimshitfaced

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Would you rather...

- A rat for a foot

or

- A bunny for a hand.

I cannot believe I've never posted this as a blog, because I ask everyone I know, and I get a roughly even split.

The eternal debate must be settled.

Feel free to post pictures and drawings to make the debate more interesting.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 1:45pm

Also, ask any questions you might have, I've wokred out all the details after hours of discussion with friends and family.

I go with rat for foot.

SuperRyan on May 28 '09 at 1:48pm

Rat for foot (because I can't masturbate with a bunny for a hand)

againstbound on May 28 '09 at 1:50pm

^That.

Steve The Great on May 28 '09 at 1:51pm

^that.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 1:52pm

Rat for foot (because I can't masturbate with a bunny for a hand)

Who says the bunny can't get involved in that lovin'...

I agree, but mainly because you'd be able to avoid telling people you meet about the rat for a while.
The only way you could cover up the bunny is if you pretended you were a magician and carried a hat around with you.

canceromega on May 28 '09 at 1:52pm

Bunny for hand. Bunnies are cute, dogg.

Torakamikaze on May 28 '09 at 1:52pm

Bunny for a hand (because I can masturbate with a bunny for a hand)

tracerbullet on May 28 '09 at 1:53pm

Bunny for a hand. I'm right handed, so i'd be left bunnied.

outline on May 28 '09 at 1:53pm

*is oddly turned on*

TheInfamousBaka on May 28 '09 at 1:54pm

Bunnies are cute, so I vote for bunny hand. But only if it stays as a cute baby bunny. And as long as it's my left hand.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 1:54pm

Hah I think bunnied is my new favourite word.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 1:55pm

Neither.

Because I can't run away in fear of a rat and I can't pet the cute bunny.

mezo on May 28 '09 at 1:55pm

Pffft. I'd rather have cheetahs for feet so I can out run you all.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 1:57pm

I imagined mexo showing everyone her speed but gets eaten by her cheetah feet instead.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 1:57pm

*mezo*

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 1:58pm

Neither.

Because I can't run away in fear of a rat and I can't pet the cute bunny.

You could pet it with the none bunnied hand? Or your feet if that's what you're into.

iPear on May 28 '09 at 1:58pm

would you rather a sword for a dick or a dick for a sword?

mezo on May 28 '09 at 1:58pm

NO! My cheetahs will purr because I will scratch behind their ears/my toes.

canceromega on May 28 '09 at 1:59pm

Man, what a terrible life it would be to have animals for hands or feet. You'd be like a reject animorph.

Chipmnk on May 28 '09 at 1:59pm

Sword for a dick. It's not getting any use anyway.

whisper in water on May 28 '09 at 2:00pm

Rat-footed. Seriously, I use my hands for everything. A bunny would not be useful for grasping and manipulating objects. What do I need my feet for that a rat couldn't accomplish? Yeah, that's what I thought.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 2:01pm

Sword for a dick.
So I could go ask gay guys if they wanna sword fight, and see their faces of disappointment when they realize that I was serious.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 2:01pm

Not a bunny for a hand. (Because when masturbating he might mistake my no-no's for a carrot)

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:02pm

Man, what a terrible life it would be to have animals for hands or feet. You'd be like a reject animorph.

Animorphs are reject human/animals though, I mean, neither species wants them really. So everyone's boned.

iPear on May 28 '09 at 2:04pm

bunny for a hand, that way I can stroke him and everyone would b elike "look at that animal lover, gently carressing the bunny he always carries with him.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:04pm

whisper in water on May 28 '09 at 2:00pm
Rat-footed. Seriously, I use my hands for everything. A bunny would not be useful for grasping and manipulating objects. What do I need my feet for that a rat couldn't accomplish? Yeah, that's what I thought.

You limp a bit with the rat. Like you're never gonna be much of a runner, but you get around alright. A bit like House.

Also the rat likes to eat your socks.

canceromega on May 28 '09 at 2:05pm

But not even the animorphs would want that fucked up of a humanthing in their posse.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:06pm

But not even the animorphs would want that fucked up of a humanthing in their posse.

Nor would Street Sharks or Teenage Mutant Nija Turtles.
You might make it in a seedy gang with the rat foot though.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 2:07pm

Animorph member:
"What the fuck is that? Sorry, but we don't allow any halfsies in this joint."
*transforms into bird wolf and gives cold shoulder*

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:11pm

Halfsie:
"Get him Flopsy!"

canceromega on May 28 '09 at 2:16pm

Also, Ratfoot would be a pretty cool nickname despite how literal it would be.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:18pm

Hahah

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 2:38pm

"So why do they call you Ratfoot?"

*shows ratfoot*

"...wtf?"

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:42pm

I reckon it could quickly become something friends would politely ignore.

Like you'd shake their hand and they would try to grin through what your bunny had just done to their hand.

sonmi on May 28 '09 at 2:45pm

wait would the rats for feet entail the whole rat? so the rat could do the walking for you with its feet? then it'd be like constantly being on one of those moving sidewalks. i like.

iPear on May 28 '09 at 2:48pm

if I had a rat for a foot, I'd be like 1/5th of a megazord.

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 2:51pm

I wouldn't like a bunny for a hand because when the bunny dies, I'd have to see a dead bunny all of the time.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:55pm

sonmi on May 28 '09 at 2:45pm
wait would the rats for feet entail the whole rat? so the rat could do the walking for you with its feet? then it'd be like constantly being on one of those moving sidewalks. i like.

It's the whole rat yeah, you're angle kinda leads into it's back.
It does it's best to keep going as it is, so it's not able to do all the work for you.

I wouldn't like a bunny for a hand because when the bunny dies, I'd have to see a dead bunny all of the time.

Nah man, it's a special bunny that lives for as long as you. You have to eat a little extra to sustain it, but it doesn't poop seperately.
It does make you develop a strange liking for carrots and burrows though.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 2:56pm

Ankle*

mike bautista on May 28 '09 at 2:57pm

And William S. Burroughs.

kissmeimshitfaced on May 28 '09 at 3:00pm

and Jessica Rabbit.

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