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devilchicken
devilchicken aka Satanic Poultry is a 32.92 year old boy, has been a member since December 25, 2006, has scored 1732 submissions, giving an average score of 1.70.
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  Jun 11 '07 by devilchicken        40 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Belated hi!
So I figured I'd officially say Hi to everyone because I joined late last year and have been lurking around, and posting here and there.

Random stuff about me:
Was born and raised in Lima, Peru. Moved to the US of A 5 yrs ago.
Sarcasm = good.
I listen to a lot of punk, and considering I'm 30 maybe I should stop that, get married, and raise a family. Or maybe I'll just get a puppy and call it a day.
Yes, I like boobs.

Thats about all i can think for now, feel free to ask me random stuff about Peru, like how we don't have electricity or running water. Or how we ride llamas to work.


ps. Back home, we eat guinea pigs.

ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 2:43am
ninja
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 2:43am
is ur llama named tina?
renfrue
   renfrue on Jun 11 '07 at 2:44am
pirate.
foreignPorn
foreignPorn on Jun 11 '07 at 2:45am
BOOBS!

We shall get along just fine.

As you've noticed, I love boobs.
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 2:48am
@ilovetomasb

Nah, we try not to get too attached to them. Because you know, sometimes you just cant afford food and you just gotta eat your means of travel.

@fp
bewbies!
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 2:49am
oh no.. not the llamas!
goldensara
goldensara on Jun 11 '07 at 2:51am
hola
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 2:53am
@tomas
Just wait til a llama spits in your face..
It's actually hilarious to see. Your fondness for them will dip quite a bit afterwards though.

@goldensara
Hola!
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 2:55am
i usually ride on my camry to work

sometimes she spits on me too..
foreignPorn
foreignPorn on Jun 11 '07 at 2:56am
BOOBIESSSSSSss
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:01am
Such enthusiasm for mammary glands.. *tear*
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:03am
i prefer some awesome hipbones under a toned stomach

thats my favorite place to rest my head.. on bfs stomach

hes got good boobs too.. but manly boobs
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jun 11 '07 at 3:08am
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You eat super heroes?
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:08am
The same applies to girls with nice abs and hipbones.. mm!
Manly boobs, I need to work on those. But at least I dont have saggy man boobs.
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jun 11 '07 at 3:09am
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Ruby and Leon come with their own salad.
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:11am
wtf

how do u eat guinea pigs?? it doesnt seem like thered be enough meat on that...

wouldnt u rather a cow? like something less cute?
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jun 11 '07 at 3:12am
Spit roasted?
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jun 11 '07 at 3:14am
I was gonna post a picture, but it's bad. I do accept that the only reason I have pet guinea pigs, is because peruvians domesticated them for food.
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:14am
Yup, sadly, we do.
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Jun 11 '07 at 3:16am
I'm sure it tastes like chicken, but that looks nasty.
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:16am
AGGGGH What the hell is that a testicle?? thats not even APPETIZING!!! like a big fat juicy steak doesnt have little feet on it

ommmgggg ewerzz.. no offense..
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 11 '07 at 3:16am
woaa you are from peru :D
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:16am
oh wait its a potato isnt it? i look like such a pervball now
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 11 '07 at 3:17am
and that looks horrible! wtf is it fdsjklfajkls
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:17am
Lol of course its a potato.. a guinea pig would have to be the John Holmes of the animal kingdom to have nuts that big.
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:19am
You know what ilovetomasb? I don't know how people eat it either, I never have and probably never will. It just looks wrong to me.
Although i have friends and family who swear its delicious, go figure.
And like deborah pointed out, we do breed them for food, they get to be HUGE.
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:26am
how sad..

i dont thikn i could eat nething with little feet still attached to it

id request for the chef to cut those off

oh and that snout looking thing... thats clearly his face

id definitely have his face cut off too
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 11 '07 at 3:28am
i totally regret coming back to this blog and finding out what that grilled thing is for reals..
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:35am
id also ask the chef to mash my potato so it doesnt look like a huge freaking testicle
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:37am
So i take it you would never eat bull testicles either?
Cuz i sure wouldn't. Theyre huge, makes one feel totally inadequate.

Naty I thought you knew we ate those, lol.
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 11 '07 at 3:39am
i didnt! sdfjkalfjasdklfdjksl
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:49am
People eat the weirdest things, I swear.. like, snails. Ugh.
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 3:52am
i had snails once when i wa syounger.. in new york

i remember them being rubbery/garlicy/so not my flavor

my aunt forced them down my throat, and then explained to me what they were


its a memory i like to repress, but thanks for bringing it back up like brain vomit
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 3:58am
Thats what you get for activating my 'mangina' reflex over at naty's thread.

Btw, that aunt of yours, sounds like a very nice lady indeed. I'm afraid of what she offered for dessert.
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 4:02am
shes evil, when i was 12 and my sister was 9 she told us my mom had cancer in the middle of the mall on a saturday afternoon, so we better be nice to her, and to not tell anyone cus the stress of people knowing would kill my mom faster.

my dad later told me when i was 15 and old enough to realize i should probably ask about my moms "cancer" that my aunt had done the same thing to her own boys when they were younger, and that my mom was fine.

bitch.

and then every time she comes into town (she lives on the east coast, i live west coast) she tells me to clean my room and gives me chores and shit


faaaak u
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 11 '07 at 4:04am
hahahahaha evil grandmas are hilarious
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Jun 11 '07 at 4:05am
..i mean aunt
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 4:08am
Holy crap, she is evil incarnate indeed. The kind of woman who would tell you your parents are divorcing because you cry too much.
I get the feeling theres a bunch of awesome, but VERY REPRESSED evil aunt stories there.
ilovetomasb
ilovetomasb on Jun 11 '07 at 4:09am
nah thats the extent, since i was 17 whenever she came into town id go stay at bfs house

i have endless tombs of mother stories though

the kind that makes you anorexic and shit
devilchicken
devilchicken on Jun 11 '07 at 4:18am
Hey I could use some of those, I think I need to lose some pound-age.
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