Coffee is my anti-drug
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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I'll diet when the Earth runs out of food
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Some planets are more equal than others
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I've been to the Third Dimension
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Oh my Vishnu!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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[SOME BRAND NAME]
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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Studies show that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Honk if you like silence
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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In God We Trust; all others must pay cash
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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THE END IS NEAR! (I think I'll go take a nap.)
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Oh no, you can see me! I'll just turn invisib
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Oh the humanity!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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All alliterating alligators allow alleviating pancakes
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I have sleepdancing episodes
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Jon Stewart for President '08
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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I am a jelly doughnut
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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If you keep staring, I might do a trick
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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I randomly break out into song
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Major Boredom and General Laziness never did too well in the Army
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Human by day, Purple People Eater by night
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Beware of the Masked Marshmallow Man
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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wow, I'm pretty awesome
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTOLERANT
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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I bite my thumb at you, sir
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Fear my ninja powers
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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