My Gran is kind of on another planet, shes also the type of person who's more concerned with saying what she has to say rather than listening to your answers.

Conversations with her are always odd, agressive and one sided.

My sisters going to America tommorow for 4 month so my Gran decided to call to wish her good luck.

My sister mentioned to Gran that were going out for a family meal and to see a film before she leaves.


Sis: were going to see the karate kid

Gran: is that a sci-fi movie?

Sis: no, its about a kid who gets beaten up and learns martial arts to defend himself.

Gran: oh, are you watching it to pick up tips, in case you get bullied in america?

Sis: ... yes.

Gran: thats my girl.