"that dog don't hunt"

"looks like the south end of a north bound goose"

"ya pay what ya get for"

"jumped the shark"

"the cheese has slipped off his cracker"

"cold as a witches tit"
or
"cold as a witches tit in a tin bra"

I have no idea what you guys just said... apart from jumped the shark, ya get what you pay for and maybe the cheese has slipped off his cracker.

That means he's gone insane right?

"done up like a stick of gum" = well dressed. my grandpa says it sometimes

they're
their
there

shirts are useful too.

flat out like a lizard drinking
useless as tits on a bull

"you can't polish a turd"

"I'm not here to fornicate with spiders!"

who the hell ever said that for any reason?

Grammar was never my strong suit.

flat out like a lizard drinking, I imagine that sounds better in an aussie accent.

Polyester Jones on Jun 01 '10 at 7:24pm "done up like a stick of gum" = well dressed. my grandpa says it sometimes

I like that phrase.

"so good it makes your tongue slap your brains out"

"I love you, Mitch"

"I'm sorry, Mitch"

"it just sort of happened, Mitch"

"...looks like a legoman doing a backflip"

"Kangaroos loose in the top paddock."

"A heart as big as Phar Lap's."

"A few _____s short of a _____" eg "A few chops short of a barbie."

"Like a stunned mullet."

"Couldn't find a grand piano in a one-roomed house."

"Couldn't blow the froth off a glass of beer."

"As useless as an ashtray on a motorbike."

"As dry as a dead dingo's donger."

"Fair shake of the sauce bottle."

"Rough as guts."

bob's your uncle

"everything's jake!"

   d3d on Jun 01 '10 at 7:30pm
who the hell ever said that for any reason?

I hear it all the time , it means I'm not here to mess about. I think it's a tradesman thing.