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stubby43 aka Phil is a 22.94 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 3119 submissions, giving an average score of 2.76.

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Sep 30 '09 by stubby43

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McDonald’s, They are everywhere

United States visualized by distance to the nearest McDonald’s

I wonder what the rest of the world looks like.

jayrawz on Sep 30 '09 at 12:24pm

they really like the east coast

Torakamikaze on Sep 30 '09 at 12:25pm

makes me proud to live in southeast wisconsin

jayrawz on Sep 30 '09 at 12:26pm

lol i think i see a mcdonalds in the desert.. theyre everywhere for real

TheInfamousBaka on Sep 30 '09 at 12:26pm

Whoa.

SuperRyan on Sep 30 '09 at 12:27pm

if you build it, they will come

stubby43 on Sep 30 '09 at 12:35pm

Its insane right.

This also reminds me of how much I love data visualisations.

Chipmnk on Sep 30 '09 at 12:37pm

Holy cow. It's almost beautiful.

That that's how things are going to look when the world ends.

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 12:39pm

i haven't set foot inside mcdonalds (*except to piss one time) in about 6years.

i think out of niceitute i bought a soda after using their restroom..

there is no McDonalds directly in SB ... i think the nearest one is in Encinitas?? meh...

SuperRyan on Sep 30 '09 at 12:40pm

it almost looks exactly like those images of the US from space at night that show all the lights from cities and towns and etc.

Bio-bot 9000 on Sep 30 '09 at 12:42pm

Nevada is dangerously under-big-mac'd

jayrawz on Sep 30 '09 at 12:44pm

it looks like the google map of sex offenders, only fried with ketchup and pickles

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 12:44pm

that is because most of Nevada is fucking desert

=p

also that map looks more OMG SOOOO MANY McDonalds because the dots are out of all proportion to the map (as such maps almost always are)

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 12:46pm

according to the dot size a single mcdonalds is larger than Chicago

Friendly Fire on Sep 30 '09 at 12:48pm

Hawaii and Alaska... free from Ronald's greasy grasp?

Bio-bot 9000 on Sep 30 '09 at 12:48pm

wow, I didn't know individual McDonald's restaurants were that big.

SuperRyan on Sep 30 '09 at 12:50pm

McMoose burgers

stubby43 on Sep 30 '09 at 12:52pm

lol there's actually just 13000 in the USA but the brightness of the dots represent how far you have to travel to get to one.

Apparantly the furthest you can be away from a Mcdonalds is 147 miles.

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 12:56pm

you'd have to REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLY want McDonalds to drive 147 miles for it... amusingly you'd probably almost certainly have to stop for lunch on the way.

mgill52 on Sep 30 '09 at 12:57pm

there are more subway restaurants than any other restaurant in the US. I would stop at Subway for lunch on the way to McDonald's on my road trip.

shirtflirt on Sep 30 '09 at 12:59pm

wow that's disgusting

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 1:02pm

yeah HOW DARE McDonald's be soo successful

quickly comrades to the Great Peoples WE NOW BETTER THAN YOU -itorium so we can plot their destructions

/i'm hungry someone bring me a burger to the meeting.

shirtflirt on Sep 30 '09 at 1:04pm

it's not really their success that i detest

it's their product

Bio-bot 9000 on Sep 30 '09 at 1:18pm

McDonald's is the single largest beef buyer in America (1 Billion lbs per year), and the beef industry is inhumane, unsafe, and reprehensible.

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 1:20pm

it is cows own god damned fault for being so fucking tasty..

if cows don't like it they should get guns

TheInfamousBaka on Sep 30 '09 at 1:24pm

Hearing about the beef industry makes me think of that one episode of Dirty Jobs with the cow rendering.

D: D: D: D:

shirtflirt on Sep 30 '09 at 1:49pm

the strength of a nation is measured in how they treat their animals and poorest civilians.

SuperRyan on Sep 30 '09 at 3:10pm

The episode with the cow grinder?!

That's badass stuff!

jublin on Sep 30 '09 at 3:13pm

but we treat some animals like kings, shirtflirt!

damn hell ass kings!

spacesick 2 on Sep 30 '09 at 3:15pm

DUDE!

spacesick 2 on Sep 30 '09 at 3:16pm

I just said "damn hell ass kings" last night, but my friend didn't catch it.

where were you?!

jublin on Sep 30 '09 at 3:20pm

where was I?!
I would have caught that shit so hard

spacesick 2 on Sep 30 '09 at 3:21pm

you're my boy, blue

mike bautista on Sep 30 '09 at 3:23pm

Bio-bot 9000 on Sep 30 '09 at 12:42pm
Nevada is dangerously under-big-mac'd

False.
This map is pussyfooting the facts.

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 3:26pm

i would shoot a cow in the head right now for a nice steak

i'm starving..

i'd just walk up to a cow all chillin' eating grass and shoot it the god damn head all close up and execution style... then hoist it up in the air slit it open drain out it's blood then get to skinning it and butchering some delicious steaks out of that mother fucker.

mike bautista on Sep 30 '09 at 3:27pm

Going to an Outback is a lot faster, dingo.

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 3:28pm

i'd be really hungry by the time I got done with all that cow killin' and butchering

fire up the grill

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 3:28pm

true.. indeed mike going to outback would probably save some time

shirtflirt on Sep 30 '09 at 3:34pm

i'm starving..

i'd just walk up to a cow all chillin' eating grass and shoot it the god damn head all close up and execution style... then hoist it up in the air slit it open drain out it's blood then get to skinning it and butchering some delicious steaks out of that mother fucker.

yeah right dingo....you'd end up picking berries wearing your favorite skirt

maddingo on Sep 30 '09 at 3:37pm

mmm berries

shirtflirt on Sep 30 '09 at 3:56pm

dingleberries!

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