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I'm pretty sure I'm the only one

you are the other phil :)

Unfortunately, there's some chick from like Arkansas or something who has an obnoxious myspace and my name. She's a female boxer with a penchant for ugly lipgloss.

I always use some variant of Malcolm and never seem to have too much trouble.

change your name

change your name to Greg Greg Greg

i know malcolm's true identity. i see through all his lies.

I just want a nice and simple website I can hand over on a buisness card so people dont spend ages trying to type it up my current site name sucks its.



http://ahistoryoftakingoffmyshirt.tumblr.com

A history of taking off my shirt



Which takes way too long to type and has nothing to do with what I actually talk about which mainly consists of Canada, longboarding and trends is web technology/economics and buisness.

I am Ethan Gervaise Pressmann.



So no.

what's wrong with phillipdavidjohnson.com?

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BRIAN!!!



*meet me in the bat cave.

better give your first born the weirdest name ever

Unfortunately, there's some chick from like Arkansas or something who has an obnoxious myspace and my name. She's a female boxer with a penchant for ugly lipgloss.



That sucks mainly because it presents a bad image about you and confuses people.



change your name



The truth is other than email address's and web domains I dont mind my name and if I change it I kill off my line of the Johnson family so I dont really want to do it.



Though greg greg greg sounds appealing.

TMI! TMI!

Brian I didnt check that one, I'm buying it now.



I think part of my problem is that I also recognise that my name is boring and I dont want to create an impression of being a boring person.



but if thats free I might as well take it.

I was thinking of buying



himynameisphil.com



but I was worried that it suffered from the same basic problem of having too many words.

Oh I actually like your name, in full. Phillip David Johnson is the kind of name that invites respect. And dick jokes.

you could also go for hiimphil.com, good for three reasons:

1. not taken yet.

2. easy to remember and fairly short.

3. when spelled out, looks like hiimphil which reminds me of large water dwelling mammals from Sweden. Don't ask me why.

And dick jokes but only in north america.



I know a guy called Randy Johnson which I find particularly hilarious considering that his name basically means horney penis.

what about mynameisphil.com then?

There's a sports medicine clinic here in Greensboro. The founding partners last names are Mortensen, Redall, Whitfield and Caffrey.



Their first names are Dick, Peter, John and Rod. I made enough signs for them that I can never forget it.

www.Phidajo.com



then it sounds like you're some kinds of pharmaceutic ninja.

unrelated to dicks... this is the girl who has the same name as me:







w00t hope that's who all my future employers are expecting. I can then blow them out of the water by appearing at the interview not looking like a weird amalgamation of a blowup doll and a southern baptist.

wait, I guess that WAS related to dicks...

she has sunburned boobs

Randy Johnson?

Would you rather be called McCauley Jetson Numb-Nuts? Sometimes a common name is not the worst thing. Your name sounds reliable.

i dont want to hear talk of your name being too generic unless you're one of the other 55,000 James Smiths in the US.

to make matters worse, my middle name is Edward.



James

Edward

Smith



my college thought i was making the name up:(

LOL

I know some twins named David and Phillip Johnson.







Actually...I lied, I think it's David and Lewis..but let's pretend the other's name is Phillip.

Lol ok but you have to admit I come in a close second but atleast you dont have a namesake (Phillip E Johnson) that supports itelligent design, is a born again christian and is the laughing stock of the scientific community because he refuses to believe HIV causes AIDs.



Or theres Phillip C Johnson the infulential architect who also happened to be a nazi sympathiser.



Deb's I just want a middle ground

You could always change your name, but that would automatically make you a twat (sorry if I've just offended anyone who's changed their name).

You should go by The Phillip Johnson.

I have no plans of changing my name, it seems kind of pointless but I just bought hiimphil.com, I'm just trying to figure out how to connect it to my blog and failing.



I think it has something to do with the fact I registered it through google and its more complaicated than normal.

You could go by a cool nickname like Spike or Blaze

My name is Alvin. It's great when I meet a person for the first time and they're like "LOL hav u scene that wun cartune called Alvin and teh Chipmunks LOL???" and I'm like "Yes. Yes, I have" and then they're like "You're a faggot!" and they punch me in the throat.



So I guess it has its goods and bads.

at least people don't call you Omar ironically AND accidentally.

Ironaccidenically.

lol. omar.



stubby, your parents missed out on an incredible opportunity to give you the initials PBJ. or PBNJ, that would have been even more amazing.

but you have a dreamy english accent

I have never ever had this problem.

If it makes you feel any better Alvin I'm born on the 25 th december, so every time I tell people my birthday I get the same three statements:



Really?

Oh the same day as Jesus

your parents must screw you out of presents.



Yes really



Actually the only reason christmas is on the 25th of december is because the romans wanted to make it easier for pagans to transition to christianity, Jesus was more likely born earlier in the year when Shepards would be well sheparding.



My parents arent dick wads.



Omair, I get the accidentally thing but ironically? I dont really get the joke.



Snakeman, that would be awesome, I'd totally register a website with those initals.



josh, though it is dreamy it tends to only work in north america... I cant wait to get back

hiimphil doesn't read as Hi I'm Phil. It sounds kind of like an STD acually.

When I was younger I wanted a more generic name, like Christie or Megan - mostly because my name was never on those little personalized souvenir things. I used to hate my last name too, but I've come to like it.

Well I've bought it now, I honnestly dont think I was ever going to find a good name for my website the only other name I came up with was zork zork, which makes no sense and was taken.



Priscilla, your name is awesome even if I cant spell it (serriously I had to copy and paste it) I guess the grass is always greener on the otherside.

Haha! Don't worry, people often misspell it. :-)

I bought phitsanoukane.com, and I don't expect many to remember how to spell it... oh well. :-P

Me and my husband both have very common names, first and last, so we named our son Levon so he wouldn't have the same problems :)

Other than the Alvin and the Chipmunks thing, I actually quite like my name. I like how easily people seem to get nicknames out of it.

there are probably several thousand people in the united states with my exact name.





and kevinwells.com has been continuously owned (though not used!) since the early 90's.



:(

wevinkells.com doesn't exist yet. Make it so!