I know I shouldnt laugh but some peoples last words are down right funny:

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

Good-bye . . . why am I hemorrhaging?
~~ Boris Pasternak, writer, d. 1959

Although some of them are meant to be funny

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900