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stubby43
stubby43 aka Phil is a 25.42 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 3,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 191 designs get printed.
Fuck I hate university students, especially first year university students.

Last semester I went to canada to work for a film company and came back to the UK at christmas to finish up my degree. Because of how accomodation contracts work I had to move into university accomodation again. Which on the surface is fine, I live on campus so I'm only five minutes away from class and I'm catered so I dont have to cook.

University accomodation is normally left for first year students, the only reason you get to live in again is if you have a very good reason like going abroad or being disabled.

Anyway I moved in and everything was fine, there were three lads on my floor that I met on the first day, hung out with them for a bit but I didnt have anything in common with them so I drifted away made new friends that I have more in common with (can atcually hold a conversation with) and the people I've known from previous years.

I knew these guys werent going to be worth being friends with as soon as I heard them call up a taxi firm in bradford so they could hurl racist abuse at them because they knew they would either be muslim or hindu.

But they left me alone so that was fine and its been like that for a month.
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But now suddenly they've decided that they dont like me, for about 30 minutes they stood at my door throwing a plastic bottle at it as hard as they could and I heard one say "I'd laugh so hard if he came out and it hit him in the face"

after a bit I did go out, asked them what the fuck was there problem then went out to the computers (the internet in my room doesnt work), got a pizza came back and watched a movie.

They blew up a condom and put it on my door handle.

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Serriously I'm 22 years old I should have to be dealing with stupid stuff like this I'm in the final semester of my final year, I'm writing my disertation, shooting two films and doing other essays on top of this I dont have time to for crap like this and their 18 they shouldnt be doing it either its pathetic.

What am I supposed to do?

If I go off on one at them it'll make me feel better but all that will happen is they'll think its hilarious and carry on doing it.

I could talk to a student warden but their not like RA's in north america they have even less power and are even less respected.




juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Feb 25 '09 at 9:13pm
they sounds like dorks.
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 25 '09 at 9:20pm
Their total cock bags, two of them would be alright but their up their ring leaders arse and do what their told.



Their acting like their in high school.
Kookaberry
   Kookaberry on Feb 25 '09 at 9:22pm
I've never heard of anyone over the age of 12 acting that way.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 25 '09 at 9:23pm
I say just deal with it for a couple more days until they find a shiny object to stare at and forget about terrorizing you.
Steelplate
Steelplate on Feb 25 '09 at 9:25pm
Why the fuck can't you just punch one of them in the face? If it was me, I'd take a shit in their bed.



But I'm kind of extreme.
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 25 '09 at 9:42pm
I'm hoping they get bored of it but I've got another three months of living with them (which is why I'm not going to get into a fight even though I'd really like to).



6 days later
asfi235
asfi235 on Mar 04 '09 at 6:15pm
You could invite the local jihadists to come have a party in their dorm room(s). Like with racist epithets and all that.



That'll solve the problem, like, permanently.



shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Mar 04 '09 at 6:19pm
ignore their bullshit. they're just looking to get a rise outta you. if i were you, i'd make sure i'm at home as little as possible. obviously, it's not a perfect situation but time will pass and you'll be outta there.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 04 '09 at 6:24pm
Dang, I definitely wasn't like that two years ago. I'm pretty sure I knew a few people like that though.



I agree with Alan. Just ignore them, spend lots of time in the library/study lounges.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Mar 04 '09 at 6:24pm
Unless it gets to a breaking point. Then shit on their pillows.



While they're sleeping on them.
staffell
   staffell on Mar 04 '09 at 6:33pm
Ask to be moved out
stubby43
stubby43 on Mar 05 '09 at 3:35am
Hey guys thanks for the support, nothings happened since so hopefully they've lost interest.



I'm not around all that much anyway because of filming so hopefully things will stay like this.
bcrider
bcrider on Mar 05 '09 at 7:47am
Yucko. I went through the same kind of stuff but that was my freshman year. Kids can be so retarded.



If they pick it all back up, fill condoms with mayonnaise and tape them to their doors.
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