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stubby43
stubby43 aka Phil is a 25.42 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 3,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 191 designs get printed.
I went out on a night out with mates last night (finally got another essay done, two down one more to go) and I met this girl who happened to be from cheshire (the county I'm from) so we tried talking to each other but it just didnt work. She told me I couldnt possibly from cheshire because I dont speak posh enough, then when i told her the towns i've lived in she simply said well that explains it.

Shes from Alderly edge, the majority of people that live their are millionaires, David Beckham lived there for a while whilst he was at man united.

She annoyed the hell out of me because she represents the most snobby up their own arses elements of cheshire. A southerner in all but name.

Sorry if I offend any southerners, its just when it comes to cheshire alot of wealthy southerners moved up here buying all the property and pushing up the house prices, there are alot of towns where local people cant afford to buy a house in their home town because the millionaires are willing to pay moronic amounts of money for a tiny house just because its old.

Rant over.

But the point is yeah, she really got on my tits.

welshalex
welshalex on Feb 13 '09 at 8:00am
Is this like when you hate a girl so much you pull her pig-tails & then spend all lunch break running after her?
fatheed
   fatheed on Feb 13 '09 at 8:01am
In which case you'd know loads of people, eh Jebs?



Boom, boom!
Bramish
   Bramish on Feb 13 '09 at 8:01am
Most people I meet get on my tits.
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 13 '09 at 8:03am
Not going to lie, she was fit, but annoying.



p.s I kind of titled it so people would take it litterally.
welshalex
welshalex on Feb 13 '09 at 8:06am
Im from Wrexham & a guy from Meols came to work for us for a while. He kept referencing how handsome he was & complained when his dad told him he was going to have to cut his allowance because he had to stop work because of a heart operation. He was kind of like a horrible cheshire person parody.
Phiffer
Phiffer on Feb 13 '09 at 8:10am
Im from canada eh.
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 13 '09 at 8:10am
I've only ever met a few people like that, but having said that by cheshire standards I come from more working class towns rather than I have a house in cheshire and a house in london because I got tired of making the commute.



Though I do live in an area like that now, one of my nahigbors was moaning that his first car wasnt brand new.
Phiffer
Phiffer on Feb 13 '09 at 8:12am
I wish i had that much money
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 13 '09 at 8:15am
Not the only one mate, not the only one.



Hows canada these days.
Phiffer
Phiffer on Feb 13 '09 at 8:29am
Well here in Ontario we got a major "heat" wave and all the snow melted. I havent talked to Saskatoon fiend to know what is going on out there but we got snow falling right now. Oh is the Mother Land
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 13 '09 at 8:32am
Thats cool, the mother lands pretty good, it snowed yesterday again which was pretty odd but its pretty much gone now again.



I'm going up to durham in an hour for anight out with mates so it'll be a laugh but theres gonna be alot of toffs which might make it a little wierd.
Phiffer
Phiffer on Feb 13 '09 at 8:40am
and a toff is a...





also when are you getting back here dude
canadianbeaver
canadianbeaver on Feb 13 '09 at 8:46am
Right now our receptionist and one of our pressmen are having a loud on-yer-face yell off about their mortgages and rip off and blah blah blah yah yah bad grammer eh youz guys who do they think they are my investments...



Your Cheshire friends probably pay out more in tips than these two pay in taxes.





Oh good. The yelling has stopped...
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Feb 13 '09 at 9:26am
Ah, the south. My boss deals with a lot of those types since she sells high end luxury homes and I don't know how she does it.



People get on my tits all of the time. It's like a hobby.
mullmuggins
mullmuggins on Feb 13 '09 at 9:45am
Phiffer, toff = posh person.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Feb 13 '09 at 9:49am
Yea, someone said I wasn't "southern" enough because I don't chew tobacco. I was offended.





And by "Southern" I mean "Redneck"
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