wow thats crazy I guess the boy just really loves Hooters :)

woah, he "brakes" out of daycare mot "breaks"? Not only is the child a unsupervised horn-dog, but he's also a secret car Transformer!

how did he hike? that's insane!

wait i'm getting confused with hitch-hiked. ugh the heat is killing my brain. nothing to see here.

I also like that everywhere he went he stole something. My feeling bad about his walking around all day long just got significantly lessened.

I was going to edit the title and correct the spelling but I thought it would be funnier to leave it as it is.



My brain is dead, I started work at 8:30am and finished at 5:30pm trying to sell camera's in the heat with no air conditioning to people who couldnt pay attention because they too were suffering from the heat.



I am not enjoying the summer.

To be honnest it sounds like he knew what he was doing, my mum deals with kids like this all the time their bloody difficult and if he's in a daycare that doesnt pay attention there was going to be trouble.

i heard this on the radio yesterday. they said he crossed two really busy intersections.

Those Hooters girls are disappointing. Whatever happened to good, quality breasts?

Wouldnt know I've never been to hooters, is it all its cracked up to be?

I've never been there either, but the point of the place is to have women with large tatas

thank goodness for hooters... funny how the responsible adults in the pep boys and gas station saw the kid steal stuff but didnt care..

Man, when I was 5 I was walking several blocks to school every day.



I didn't steal anything, though. Or visit a Hooter's, either. My loss. :-/

i dont like hooters. the girls try too hard. and are mostly fake. ugh.

I walked out of sunday school when I was 4 -



made it several miles into town before a cop picked me up



I remember them giving me a cold bottled rootbeer at the police station -

ISA, seriously man, you need to make a movie about your life with only vague liberties taken when you become the equivalent of Buckaroo Banzai btween years 18-25.



Hooters really tries to turn a man into his most reptile brain tendancies within moments of walking in the door. Basically everything is set up to devolve and reduce a man to his neanderthal levels: hello, we've got bright lights and shiny things for you to look at with loud sounds on them and gladiators doing battle (HDTV screens everywhere you look playing football, baseball, etc on them at loud loud volumes), and then we shall serve you as much ale to impair your senses and serve you any meat you desire (many beers on tap and Hooters is known for their wings, which are basically a sliver of meat with several levels of fried carbs piled on top). Oh, and all of this wil be served to you by women in incredibly see-through outfits and have perfected the art of making a man feel special and lose any inhibitation all without sticking her twat in your face (the smile and laugh and deep look into the customer's eyes, the lean-over the table pressing arms together to give that "mega-cleavage" heave out into your lap while staying within the confines of a very loose elastic shirt, and of course the subtle touching of the arms and hands that make you feel like , "hey, this chick really digs me!") all add up to the Hooters experience.



So, it's sometimes fun to be in this environment for sociological purposes for short periods of time lest you are an alpha male or a wannabe alpha male that will follow in their footsteps and try to act the part. Yeay modern world!