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stubby43 aka Phil is a 25.42 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 3,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 191 designs get printed.

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Jul 19 '08 by stubby43
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And now I feel geeky

But I do take great pleasure in reading the msn/irc/aim chat room type quotes from bash.org

SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

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Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

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Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!

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friend of mine went to jail last night
he probably isn't getting out for a while
y?
why?
:o
it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'

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edean on Jul 19 '08 at 3:36pm

bwahahaha

bace on Jul 19 '08 at 3:45pm

lol @ tits

I've went through the top 100 or so before and someone of them are really funny.

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 3:50pm

my favourite is between tits and my mouse is moving by itself.

phones on Jul 19 '08 at 4:05pm

genius! the macguyver quote is the best imo

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 4:29pm

OK just found one that trumps them all.

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me

GarbageStan23: why?

Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.

Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!

GarbageStan23: oh shit!

Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever

Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....

Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:30pm

I spend way too much time on bash. But I think I may be geekier because my homepage is cubetimer.com

Fail.

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 4:32pm

Actually this ones pretty good as well, poor old Paul Maccartney.

Hmm

A little bored this afternoon

Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting

indeed

Paul Macartney is my subject

I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.

Heather aint exactly the best looking bird

then he's a dumbfuck :)

Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees

Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

edean on Jul 19 '08 at 4:33pm

ahahahahahahahahaha that is classic

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 4:42pm

Oh dear Hadley, well if it makes you feel any better I've been watching anime, in japanese with english subtitles.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:44pm

Aahahha oh god. Alright, I think you're geekier, but I think it's safe to say I'm the biggest nerd here.

In the middle of hooking up with a guy last night I explained to him how to solve a rubik's cube, and why I had to special order mine from china.

What is wrong with me????

edean on Jul 19 '08 at 4:48pm

In the middle of hooking up with a guy last night I explained to him how to solve a rubik's cube, and why I had to special order mine from china.

was it that asian vegan theoretical mathematician you were talking about in your other blog?

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:50pm

Ah I WISH. No, it's a russian pre-med student.

edean on Jul 19 '08 at 4:51pm

can't you solve any rubik's cube in like 5 moves or something?

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 4:52pm

I'm not clever enough to be a nerd about nerdy things.

I have an obbsessive personality, its probably my worst trait, if I get interested in a subject matter I'm not happy until I know everything about it, I get burned out then move onto the next thing.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 4:54pm

Well, I can solve any 3x3, and I can usually solve mine in under a minute, but no, I cannot do it in five moves =P

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 4:54pm

But nerdy bands make me feel better.

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 4:57pm

so why did you have to special order a rubiks cube from china?

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 4:59pm

That does sound like it could be an interesting story.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:01pm

Well if you buy a store bought cube, its core is fastened with rivets. A DIY cube has screws that you can loosen and tighten so the tension on the springs varies. If it's looser you can turn it faster, but it "pops" much more easily, and if it's tighter it's more forgiving for imperfect turning, but it you can't flick it meaning you have to turn with your wrists and thus more slowly.

Different factories make different quality cubes, and my friend really likes this one factory in china, I guess, so we ordered a few together.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:01pm

It's not an interesting story at all. Sorry =/

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 5:02pm

Thats very precise.

I didnt know there was such an art to rubix cubes.

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 5:03pm

interesting...i can solve a 3x3 and a 5x5 but i can never do those other things that are similar to rubiks cubes but have different shapes...

edean on Jul 19 '08 at 5:05pm

^ what about a 4 x 4? i would assume those would be harder because they don't have 1 central color (because the center never moves, right? so you go with whatever color is in the center, then the 4 corners, the the 4 others?)

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:06pm

Ahahha oh yeah.

Comparing a Store Bought to a DIY

And at the end of that this guys cube pops.

....NERD.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:07pm

I've never attempted to do a 4x4 or a 5x5.. I'm hella lazy. I usually solve for the zen like state it puts me in =]

bace on Jul 19 '08 at 5:07pm

here is a couple more good ones:

don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it

...

what?

oh shit

don't you hate it when you DROP shit

whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today

fuck you

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 5:09pm

Michel Gondry Solves a Rubiks Cube with his Nose

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 5:12pm

I heart the capitalization one.

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 5:12pm

i should probably get one of those...

even though i cant solve a cube quickly at all...

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:13pm

I don't know if it works for guys, but I have to say solving a cube is my number one party trick.. You should practice =]

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 5:15pm

I couldnt solve a rubiks cube if I tried, a combination of bad hand eye cordination and bad pattern recognition has sealed my fate.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:21pm

Hehe nooo it's wicked easy. If you just work at it you'll be able to do it :)

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 5:27pm

its one of those things that everyone wants to be able to do, but not many people want to learn how to do it

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:30pm

Yeah, I really shouldn't be letting on how easy it is... But seriously though, I taught over half my math class to do it... and I'm in retard math.

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 5:36pm

Hmm, maybe.

To be honnest I'm happy to admire people who can.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:42pm

Aw that's no way to do it. Aspiration [greater than] admiration.

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 5:46pm

agreed...with a cube and youtube you can learn how in like 15 minutes

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 5:54pm

Yeah but that means I have to buy a cube.

I'd rather excel at other stuff.

Anyway Hadley I thought you were going to join pic it forward? what happened?

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 5:56pm

true...i guess there are more useful skills you could learn...

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 5:58pm

NOT TRUE. ANYTHING THAT GETS YOU LAID IS HELLA USEFUL.

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 6:01pm

i doubt that solving a rubiks cube will get a GUY laid...

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 6:02pm

AHahah I don't know, I think you just need to meet the right kind of girls...

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 6:07pm

hahaha....maybe so

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 6:11pm

Definitely so. If a guy came up to me and was like "Hey girl, what course are you? Watch me solve my cube in 25 seconds." I would be all like "zomgdomenow."

Pathan Nagel on Jul 19 '08 at 6:15pm

that is totally my new pickup line...ill have to blog about how well it goes

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 6:16pm

Lol, I'm pretty sure being able to solve a rubix cube in 25 seconds will go one of two ways, awesome or lame.

Lucretia Mott on Jul 19 '08 at 6:18pm

Uh can you solve in 25 seconds? Do you want my number?

stubby43 on Jul 19 '08 at 6:19pm