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stubby43 aka Phil is a 25.42 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 3,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 191 designs get printed.
Its really not fair.


men:

on average we die younger than women

if theres a developmental disease (such as a learning difficulty) men are more likely to have it, for example dyspraxia: Males are four times more likely to be affected than females. Dyspraxia sometimes runs in families. And its pretty similar with dyslexia.

erectile dysfunction!

kicked in the balls

Women

we get our periods - bloating cramps pms

sometimes have to push large babies out of our vaginas.

ovarian cancer

punched in the chesticles

Women earn ~72 cents for every dollar a man earns.


P.S this blog was meant to moderatly amusing, plus the women are winning I think...




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matchstick
matchstick on May 27 '08 at 5:36pm
and you have penii, which is a punishment it itself.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:37pm
We get too pee our name on snow, that evens out for everything
Madshadow
Madshadow on May 27 '08 at 5:41pm
Plus, we don't bleed out of certain places every month. I will take Dyspraxia over monthly week-long events everyday. Well, I don't know what Dyspraxia is, but yeah....



Madshadow
Madshadow on May 27 '08 at 5:41pm
*anyday
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 27 '08 at 5:42pm
we get our periods - bloating cramps pms, and sometimes have to push large babies out of our vaginas. thats why
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on May 27 '08 at 5:42pm
If I were a feminist, I would be lining this blog with examples of women getting the shit end of the stick.



but I can't really be bothered.



everyone gets shit end, sometimes.



women are more prone to osteoperosis, aren't they?



you get dyspraxia, and we get osteo. we're even now, yes?
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:44pm
Women rarely get erectile dysfunction!
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 27 '08 at 5:45pm
men rarely get ovarian cancer
stubby43
stubby43 on May 27 '08 at 5:45pm
peeing in the snow is pretty sweet, but theres no snow in the uk, not enough to piss on.



Oh and Mad, believe me you dont want dyspraxia.
helo
helo on May 27 '08 at 5:46pm
maybe 'cuz womenz git the poop from the middle part of the stick



monthly cycle, looks worse bald than men, birthing, longer lines in the bathroom, etc.
stubby43
stubby43 on May 27 '08 at 5:46pm
This was meant to be funnier than it ended up being...
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 27 '08 at 5:47pm
lol. thats because all the ladies are pms-ing.. lol.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:47pm
Ovarian cancer doesn't lead to awkward bed silences, men get prostate cancer



Women never get kicked in the balls! But still they share our pleasure of kicking someone elses' balls
TheLittleCaptain
TheLittleCaptain on May 27 '08 at 5:48pm
Because you do not have the behbehs.
angelito
angelito on May 27 '08 at 5:48pm
2 things:



monthly bleeding.

childbirth.





wanna swap?
angelito
angelito on May 27 '08 at 5:49pm
;)
canceromega
canceromega on May 27 '08 at 5:49pm
Women never get kicked in the balls!



Hey now, getting punched in the chesticles is no walk in the park!
TheLittleCaptain
TheLittleCaptain on May 27 '08 at 5:50pm
I'd like to argue that getting kicked in the clitoris would be far more painful than being kicked in the balls. Our bits have way more nerve endings.



So HAH
Madshadow
Madshadow on May 27 '08 at 5:50pm
Oh and Mad, believe me you dont want dyspraxia.



Oh god, now i'm too afraid to look it up. I don't need more diseases to fear, lmao.



Guys, I think we can all agree that babies and old people kinda get the shit end of all sticks, no matter what the sex.
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on May 27 '08 at 5:50pm
Women earn ~72 cents for every dollar a man earns.



so....stfu.



:P
matchstick
matchstick on May 27 '08 at 5:51pm
breasticles!
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:53pm
I'd like to argue that getting kicked in the clitoris would be far more painful than being kicked in the balls. Our bits have way more nerve endings.



So HAH




The balls are much easier to aim at



Hey now, getting punched in the chesticles is no walk in the park!



Kicks hurt more!
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:55pm
ps-I love women including all the women in this blog.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:55pm
ps-please don't kick me in the balls
stubby43
stubby43 on May 27 '08 at 5:56pm
I've never heard anyone say, I'm gonna punch that girl in the chesticles.
TheLittleCaptain
TheLittleCaptain on May 27 '08 at 5:56pm
:: kicks you in the balls::
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 5:57pm
Whoa, good thing stubby got in the way
stubby43
stubby43 on May 27 '08 at 5:57pm
Disclaimer, I love women including all the women in this blog, I just wanted to start an argument for shits and giggles.
TheLittleCaptain
TheLittleCaptain on May 27 '08 at 5:57pm
hahaha!
canceromega
canceromega on May 27 '08 at 5:59pm
stubby - It's happened to me, but only while playing sports. It's not uncommon to elbow a chick in the bewbs whilst playing soccer. As to if it's happened in any other situations to anyone else, I am not aware of.
DaniellesGarden
   DaniellesGarden on May 27 '08 at 6:02pm
Genesis 3:16



16 To the woman he said,

"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;

with pain you will give birth to children.

Your desire will be for your husband,

and he will rule over you."
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 27 '08 at 6:02pm
i'm wondering why anyone would shit on a stick?
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 6:04pm
i'm wondering why anyone would shit on a stick?



To break the routine
The Amazing Fracturedpope
The Amazing Fracturedpope on May 27 '08 at 6:04pm


courtney pie
courtney pie on May 27 '08 at 6:05pm
To break the routine



oh shitting on rocks?
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 27 '08 at 6:05pm
*of not oh
stubby43
stubby43 on May 27 '08 at 6:06pm
And God said, men we've gotta even it out a little bit, I mean I know they deserve to suffer for stealing the apple but I'm gonna make your life short, make you bald, make you more likely to be born with developmental dieases that will cause you problems through out your life... but you get to pee in snow.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 6:10pm
I don't shit on rocks courtney! I'm no caveman, I do it on my bedroom's floor and the hygienically sweep it under my bed.
orwell
orwell on May 27 '08 at 6:23pm
in addition to getting periods, cramps, bloating, pms, we have to deal with jerky guys who assume a girl is pmsing any time something pisses her off, upsets her, makes her sad, hurts her feelings, etc. and don't recognize that most of the time we get upset for legitimate reasons (just the same as guys)



*i do recognize that not all guys are this.

**i'm not a feminist, even though this rant may make it seem that i am. over all, i like guys. most of my friends are guys.
orwell
orwell on May 27 '08 at 6:31pm
stubby43 on May 27 '08 at 6:06pm

And God said, men we've gotta even it out a little bit...




though God is often referred as "He" in most texts, that doesn't mean God is male. according to the Bible, God made both men and women in his image; both male and female attributes are designed after God's image
orwell
orwell on May 27 '08 at 6:40pm
*i know this blog is meant to be amusing, and i'm not trying to be annoying/a downer. i just heard that info (in my previous post) abd thought it was interesting



sorry about all the posts :/
courtney pie
courtney pie on May 27 '08 at 6:41pm
I don't shit on rocks courtney! I'm no caveman, I do it on my bedroom's floor and the hygienically sweep it under my bed.



well then how is a stick breaking routine?!
kirstenlovesdinner
kirstenlovesdinner on May 27 '08 at 7:00pm
lol @ you thinking men have a harder time.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 9:28pm
I use the stick to throw it outside my window.







I might or might not aim at unsuspecting bypassers
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 27 '08 at 9:32pm
stubby's next blog: the trials and tribulations of being white.



Also-



*punchs Hector in the man boobs*
iPear
iPear on May 27 '08 at 9:35pm
Every single Dude vs. Chick blog usually ends in battle gear being put on, and spears to the crotch.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on May 27 '08 at 9:41pm
Men always lose this argument.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 27 '08 at 9:44pm
Dee-You dont need to resource to tricks like punching to grab my perky man boobs, just ask ;D
littlem
littlem on May 27 '08 at 9:47pm
i've gotten kicked in the ballz before!
iPear
iPear on May 27 '08 at 9:50pm
I kinow what ladies love.

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