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stubby43
stubby43 aka Phil is a 25.42 year old boy, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 3,809 submissions, giving an average score of 2.65, helping 191 designs get printed.
I came to the libary and went to a computer room thats quite (it had no one in it) and a girl has walked in, shes been talking on her mobile phone and has been doing so for the past 30 minutes, I want to punch her in the throat.

tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 27 '08 at 3:14pm
dude, you should punch her in the throat!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Feb 27 '08 at 3:16pm
pull out your phone and start yelling into it ridiculously while staring at her
Lhiiiz
Lhiiiz on Feb 27 '08 at 3:16pm
lol@tora's suggestion
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Feb 27 '08 at 3:17pm
oh man, do what tora said. I'll give you a dollar.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 27 '08 at 3:18pm
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 27 '08 at 3:18pm
agh, shut up you've had the same conversation five times already, if you want to go out drinking tonight go out drinking tonight no one gives a shit if your ex boyfriend is there and if your window isnt fixed tommorow you'll just have to put up with it.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Feb 27 '08 at 3:19pm
this is when I pull the fire alarm -
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Feb 27 '08 at 3:20pm
ask her if she douches and I GUARANTEE she will leave your area
dacat
   dacat on Feb 27 '08 at 3:20pm
I would do what Tora suggests....obey the Tora
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Feb 27 '08 at 3:21pm
say exactly what you just said, but out loud and to her face
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Feb 27 '08 at 3:22pm
steal her ovaries and hide them under a rock outside
stubby43
stubby43 on Feb 27 '08 at 3:22pm
Tora and brians suggestion (via curb your enthusiasm) is amazing, we actually have to leave this room in five minutes and I'm too poliet to actually do it.
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Feb 27 '08 at 3:22pm
and then punch her in the throat
tesco
   tesco on Feb 27 '08 at 3:24pm
lol at the curb clip
noodlezoop
noodlezoop on Feb 27 '08 at 3:24pm
) : Aw.



Just make a huge loud farting sound (you know, the one with two hands on your face) when you walk by her on your way out, and then give her a maniacal grin and wave bye-bye really hard.
Phiffer
Phiffer on Feb 27 '08 at 3:27pm
Straight shot to the baby maker



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