Ignore him til he cries.

Murder him.

cheers, the guys an arse, a group of us went on drinking one night and he shit himself, twice.



We got him to a mates house (we really should of just left him) he walked into the living room (where i was sleeping) pissed on a chair then went back to bed.



My mates parents took him home the next day.



He's never appologised.

He pooped himself TWICE in the same night?

Time to lay off the sausages and beans.

view friends then on the right of the person you want to delete there's a little "x" to click to remove someone. then just delete away

yup, the first time he pulled his jeans down in public and had a shit on a church, the second time walking to a taxi.

you've never deleted me, are we not friends?



actually we've only met once so...

i delete friends any time they send me an application invite.



you can scroll to the bottom of their profile page and click "Remove from friends" on the bottom left.

I kind of wish facebook would call them anything but friends because the majority of people are just acietences, theres really only five or six people I'd call friends when it came down to it.

I need to come back to america so we can be real friends.



That sounded gay.

nuh uh.



well maybe but you try telling that to homophobes.

Homophobes are funny, 'cuz they end up being gay anyway.

I'm friends with my 641 facebook friends. Every single one of them.





Actually no this one girl from London friended me and I have no fucking idea who she is. I'm actually going to delete her right now.

I did?? Jeez I'm sorry.

OH NOEZ





I played "ohnoez" as a word in scrabble today. MASSIVE points.