Does anyone else get fed up of just saying I met you in college, or through a friend when you get a friend request on facebook?

I do, right now I'm working on an epic tale of an adventure to find a magical jewl including all my friends (my close friends in canada).

Heres the first/technically last chapter.

I was tracking through the desert in the desperate hope of finding water (my plane had been shot down by the desert pirates in their flying pirate ship of awsome but ulitmately evilness) I and chris were on a mission to find the jewl of luther said to hold the power to destroy world, suddenly out of no where ninjas appeared.

What could we do now? we had no wepons are were extremely dyhydrated.

Chris pulled out his guitar of power and played a riff, I had never seen chris use his guitar of power (usually he uses he singing destroyer) and shouted summon the Lindsaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!

Out of the sky with her army of robots linsday appeared and shouted we will never let you destroy the world go my robots destroy the ninjas.

Just as victory was upon us Jacob the Pirate king arrived in his pirate ship saling over the sand dunes, his band of scally wags firing cannons at the robots (as well as the ninjas, cannons have bad aim).

Jacob: "argh swash swash buckle buckle and other pirate talk, you will never get the jewl of luther, it shall be mine"

All seemed lost, until Mike came riding in on his snowboard and video camera cannon.


Fire

BANG, the ship was hit, a whole through it, the sand starts to fill the ship its sinking.

Jacob: Nooooo, Damn you Mike, damn you, Pirates attack!

the battle was hard and ardous and we were almost defeated until lindsay used her home work powers and gave the pirates (who had joined the battle) denention.

victory was ours and we all had jelly and ice cream.
You know Lindsay through Chris Miller (University of Regina).