Last night I had a very odd dream, the best way to describe it was hot fuzz, Ie take a decidedly american genre (the hollywood action) and put it in a british setting.

I dreamt I'd been called to a primary school (kindergarden) because someone had something very important to tell me. The school looked normal but there are quite a few crying kids and angry parents about. I meet up the person I'm supposed to meet, she stays out of sight the entire time but tells me that because of funding cuts the school cant afford to keep every child at the school but to avoid embrasement they were expelling the children.

The woman gave me a document as proof and tells me I must spread the word, get it to the authorities. So I agree to and leave the school.

Theres a bit of a blur in my memory of my dream but suddenly I'm chased by members of staff trying to stop me. I manage to loose them in a housing estate and call the local newspaper (for some reason i dont think this is national news) and arrange to meet them at their offices.

I'm running through town and they catch up with me (its my local town everything looks familur but then it changes to chester my local city) we've been running through shops and this middle aged woman is the only one left She looks like this. .

were in a stationary shop and I think I've gotten away from her but she picks up a knife (you know the type for opening letters) and comes at me swipeing away.

Where on the second layer of shops and I've managed to leave the but shes coming at me fast, I realise I have no choice but to jump off, I do and manage to get the word out to the paper and thats when my dream ended.


Now the reason I know its chester because in chester they have 'Rows' or galleries (basically two levels of shops) which date from medieval times (chester is the only city with them) .

Its not even that high of a jump.