Really its quite bad.

I was round my mates house (at uni) about to put gralic bread into the cooker, but it has a door that swings outward (my one at home is a pull down one and it's inline with my head) I bumped into it and knocked it straight onto the floor, glass everywhere.

Or the time I set a jacket potatoe on fire in a mircowave that has a jacketpotatoe button.

or the time I knocked a jug of water over, paniced pulled open a draw to catch it in... full of paper work.

Or the time mowing the lawn I ran over the wire and cut it up a bit, then decided to touch it (I dont know why), you can guess the rest of that one.

Or the time I was out kayaking and managed to get in the line of a 4 man boat, I wasnt very good at kayacking at the time and 4 men boats arnt very manoverable.

I got hit in the back and the head at full pelt and almost drowned. I was lucky I didnt get concusion.