Yet I still do it, but fuck last night I had one of the worst nights ever and I was relativly sober.

Unfortunatly my friend wasnt and more than likely his drink was spiked.

This is a message I had to send to a friend the next day because it will of got round by now and he has no memory of it.

a WARNING it is horrible, it is digusting I saw more of him than I ever wanted and will put you off drinking for a while. Its also pathetic.
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"So your probably wondering what happened last night and how you ended up at chris's house so I might as well tell you, but brace yourself this is probably your worst moment in your entire life.

I have no idea how much you had to drink because you kept going to the bar but of what I saw about three triple vodkas, 3 pints and 3 bottles of beer (but it could of been more).

You were very, very drunk so we do not blame you for your actions and possibly your drink was spiked to be in the state you were but we honnestly dont know.

We got to Roises and obviously for a while you were fine but after a while you started to get very drunk. Gemma and Ben were dancing together and you started to get jelous and wanted to dance with gemma but she said no which sent you to the bar. You kept wondering off and coming back and eventually after forcing you to drink a pint of water we left the club early to take you home.

We got to the chippy, we got food, you opted for sitting outside leaning up against a bin throwing up. You refused to move for a while, however you got up eventually and we called a taxi however we didnt know your address so we kept trying to get it out of you, however you never gave the full address.

However before we got to the taxi you decided you needed to stop and keeled over on the floor refusing to move at all. You werent responding to us at all so we really had no choice we phoned an ambulance.

However as soon as it got there you perked up a bit, they checked you but wouldnt take you so after having a bit more success getting your address we carried you further down the road towards to odian. You decided you needed to stop again and decided you really needed to have a shit before we could do anything you'd sat on the floor pulled your pants down and was, well having a shit.

We had no toliet paper or anything so we got you to pull up your pants and jeans and carried on for the taxi (at this point it was just me carrying you because chris went to make sure the taxi didnt go).

however without a full address and a wrong post code we failed to get the first taxi and ended up trying to get a second to work it out. Whilst he was doing this you keeled over on the floor again, now you were shaking and in a real bad way (you'd been spitting the whole time).

Luckily a guy on a night out happened to be a trained paramedic and got you into the recovery possition and called out an ambulance (as it turns out the same one).

however you responed to them again and not us, we kept asking you for your home phone number, your address anything but you just wouldnt answer. I mean some random guy who felt sorry for you came and helped us with you. The ambulance stayed there, you were awake enough to not justify going to hospital and they tried to help. Your drivers liscense had the wrong address on so we couldnt use that and they searched for you on the electrol but couldnt find you.

Eeventually they called the police because you were wasting there time and a threat to get the address. But even then we couldnt get anything out of you, you almost spent a night in the cells you were that bad.

We eventually decided to go back to chris's house and put you to bed.

At 6:30 in the morning I woke up on the sofa to see you walking around out of it, I tried to tell you we were at chris's but you were in a world of your own.

You proceeded to sit down on chris's bean bags which seemed ok but then I heard a trickle. You pissed on the bean bags then colapsed on the chair a sleep.

Never drink that much again.

You cant be completly blamed for your actions so i'm choosing to just forget about it. "