I'm sure I will post more when I score more! But now, LOST!

I realllllllllly wanted this one to get printed, and now it has! I know I just bought, like, 3 Threadless shirts. BUT I MUST BUY THIS ONE! I LOVE IT!


AYYYYYYYYYYY!

Ok, so one day on this pirate ship, the first mate comes running up to the captain: "Cap'n," he says, "there's a ship coming up on us!" "Bring me my red shirt!" orders the captain. When the first mate gets back, he puts on the shirt, the crew fights valiantly, and they win. The very next day, the first mate comes running again: "Cap'n, there be 2 ships today!" Once again, the captain asks for his red shirt, they fight valiantly and win. The next day there are THREE ships, the captain wears his red shirt, they all fight valiantly and win. On the fourth day, the first mate reports 4 ships. Again, all the captain says is "Bring me my red shirt!" He puts it on, they fight valiantly and win.

After this battle, the first mate goes to speak with the captain: "Aye, Cap'n? If ye don't mind, why do ye always ask for yer red shirt before a battle?" The captain replies: "Argh, well, I figure that if I be wearing me red shirt, the crew can't see me bleeding. If they don't know that I'm hurt, they'll keep fighting." "Aye, I see sir. Very smart."

So the next day, the first mate comes running up to the captain: "Sir, there be TEN ships coming up on us. Should I got get yer red shirt, eh Cap'n?" "No," said the captain, "just bring me my brown pants."

They finally shipped my order! I wonder how long it will take to get here...

Just saying. I like these designs. They should get printed. I think so.

EDIT: Here's a couple more. I posted too soon.

This shirt is so amazing.

I'm SURE I'm not the only person who has noticed this, nor probably the only who has posted about this. In fact, I'm sorry; you've probably seen many of these already.

Does anyone else think that STP is a risky acronym? Hm? Come on now!

However, I LOVE whoever just gave me some. STPs, not... the other thing... And that is why I blogged.

Bonnie. Is staying. For Christmas.

Bonnie is a woman, an old friend of my mother's In fact, they were best friends from about fourth grade on. When my mother got married, Bonnie was her Maid of Honor, but Mom asked another close friend to be her Matron of Honor. This made Bonnie so mad, she stopped talking to my mom (though, she was still a bridesmaid) until about 1990. THAT is the year that she married my grandfather. Just in case that's not weird and creepy enough for ya, chew on this: Grampa Bill was a teacher at their high school. He was Bonnie's English teacher. They're no longer married, thank goodness. She was the worst of all his wives.

Every now and again, she cames up and stays for days. And she'll be here for Christmas.

Yay. *sarcasm*

Ok, so I'm a couple years away from applying to grad school. But I don't care. I'm looking around now!

Right now I like Northwestern or Purdue for my MA. Surprisingly, Harvard has some very interesting PhD programs for literature, like 18th century lit, medieval literature and language, and Renaissance lit. Also of note is Loyola in Chicago for its interesting faculty research areas (Medieval and Renaissance Lit, Romanticism, etc).

And now, for something completely different! This is what my favorite prof would look like if he were a pirate: