Profile for yelosubmarine88

yelosubmarine88 aka Caitlin is a 21.57 year old girl, has been a member since December 22, 2006, has scored 831 submissions, giving an average score of 1.85.

I love tube tops. of 50 votes, 4% like it	Sarcasm is sexy. of 54 votes, 19% like it	The "B" in "subtle" is subtle. of 54 votes, 15% like it

Alex P. Keaton is my hero. of 54 votes, 7% like it	Yes, I am on The MySpace. of 55 votes, 11% like it	The problem with the Internet is that it's run by the devil. of 54 votes, 17% like it

I are math, good! of 55 votes, 13% like it	English majors are grammarific! of 57 votes, 19% like it

Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest

Cookies are happy food.

of 53 votes, 11% like it

There are only two majors: English and Stupid.

of 54 votes, 13% like it

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Who wants to be my best friend and give me a couple of STPs? Also, I am the only one who thinks that that acronym is risky?

My name is Caitlin.
I'm an English major at Simpson University.
I am incredibly sarcastic, which I'm pretty sure is a requirement for being an English major.
I'm freshman age, sophomore class standing, and PhD smart.
Oh, I have a pretty healthy ego too.
I'm madly in love with George Orwell. And Alex P. Keaton.
Semi-colons are awesome and so are people who use them.
I hate Internet-speak. Lol, omg, DIE ALREADY! Just spell out the stupid words, idiot.
I write poetry, but don't worry: I'm not emo.

Kids in the Hall is pretty much the funniest thing ever. Little Britain too.

Shirts I have:
1. They're, Their, There
2. The Communist Party
3. Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems

Shirts I've gifted:
+Loch Ness Imposter for my brother

Shirts I really, REALLY want to buy/have reprinted: