tip of the day: don't strain yourself over a sieve.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Fact: Taller people sleep longer in bed.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I left alphabet soup on the stove too long, it spelt disaster.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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triangles find circles pointless
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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I stole someones coffee, they want to charge me with 'mugging'
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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my photographic memory has never developed
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I've been to the dentist okay, so I know the drill.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I hand out dead batteries free of charge.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Why do rainbows have to end?
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Are you going to give me money, or should I fake a limp?
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in lisp?
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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would you kiss me if I was famous?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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would you like to be my friend?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a closet nerd...
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I love you almost as much as chocolate!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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pick me!!! pick me!!!
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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does this shirt make my chest look big?
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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