My boyfriend hates spiders. I collect them for emergency usage.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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What...this old thing? (seductive eyes & lips in background)
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Sorry, I live under a rock.
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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THIS is what a feminist looks like(on back)Check your assumptions
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I don't have time to comb my hair, I'm the next Einstein.
of 7 votes, 71% like it
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I'm cute, but dangerous.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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BIG BROTHER:
2009 is the new 1984
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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(<(<>(<>_<>)<>)>)
They're Here...
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Just born that way.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Awful shows killed the videostar
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Icecream cake is just glamorized icecream, not cake!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm CLEAN now...but my next shower won't be anytime soon.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Excuse me, can I be the father of your baby?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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FREE HUGS...after purchasing your first for $5. (in smaller text)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Oh jeez, Hell DID break lose.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Love is beyond gender.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Your moms are gay.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Made in the '90s.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Page me, baby, like it's 1982.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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You have been JUDGED.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I wish I were a robot because then I would have shiny buttons.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Tell your mom I'll facebook her later.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Tell your mom I said thanks for the facebook poke.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Tell your mom I said thanks for the Facebook message.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Facebook me later.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Pierce Every Antelope Crossing East (read as a vertical list)
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Pierce
Every
Antelope
Crossing
East
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Yeah, I'm in an AP class...AP Gym.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Ignore the blood, I'm just doing a ZOMBIE WALK
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Isn't a cookie cake just...a big cookie?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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#1 in my class...well, gym class anyway
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Can't find my heartbeat? Check the sleeve.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Track and Field Star
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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BE GREEN:
Don't waste tissues, do a snot rocket in the shower!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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