my slogan "I am taller than you and I will ruin this concert for you" i think this is maybe not doing as well as it should because:
a. the grammar is not the best. but it is a take off of yo la tengo in that sense
b. also maybe only 25% of the voters are tall and would be justified in wearing such a shirt.
so as thus if that is the case, i implore you to cast off your less than tallness and add to the "I'd wear this", "if i were tall." thank you