2010 census is watching you!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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ach du lieber! is it Jan 20th yet?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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after the collapse, toilet paper will be like gold
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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and the little one said, "Roll over! Roll over!"
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Apres moi le deluge
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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arbitrary and capricious
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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are we shortsighted or just nearsighted?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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are you a mouse or an owl?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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are you really the sum of your test scores?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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beware creeping fascism....
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Bleibe
Reste
Stay
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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buddhajesusmohamed
manypathsoneworld
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Bugs were here first
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Bush- our generation's William Taft.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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complementary schizmogenesis
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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do this, do that
or find peace
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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even jerks need cuddling
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Fascism, Mr. Cheney?
Fascism, by George!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Fear is the anti-Christ
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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get involved- the world is run by those who show up
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Gluecklich zu sehen
Je suis enchante
Happy to see you
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Grüss Gott!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes)
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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hell's bells
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Highlander > Twilight
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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honorary geek
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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How did a librarian marry someone who call it the internets?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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hula hoop forever
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I bought this to tell people not to buy stuff
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If I knew then what I know now, what would I know now?
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you want everyone to speak English, move to England!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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jocularity!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, that's my name too
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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ketchup
katchup
ketsup
katsup
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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lactivist
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Let your life speak
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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live long and prosper(unless you lost it all in the stock market)
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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never eat spaghetti while standing on your head and laughing
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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no child left behind...shouldn't they decide to come along first?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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only when you have tasted lemon do you understand what sugar is
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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oompa loompa oompa loompa
oompa loompa
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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pajamas on inside out and backwards
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Pillow fight!!!!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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put down the phone. get out of the car. be where you are.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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quick! name the capital of Alabama!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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redditvergnuegen
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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riotously poetic
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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school - preparing round pegs for their square holes
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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school teaches conformity.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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seismological singularity
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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simplify
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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sycophant psycopath
psychophant
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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that's an explanation, not an excuse
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The internet gave me ADD
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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there is no excuse for that!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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threadlessvergnuegen
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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ultraviolet catastrophe
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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unmotivated vision
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Use the force, Barack!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Wag more
Bark less
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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watch out for the thundering herd of musk ox....
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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water on the moon? Let's blow it up!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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What if the fish WANTS a bicycle?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Whatever happened to Pancho Villa?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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when was the last time you showed up to vote?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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yes, dear, they kill a chicken so you can eat it.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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your wants ran over your needs
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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