(front) please keep to your right (back) please pass on the left
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Action>Picture>Word
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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another day, another step closer to oblivion
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Aristotle was a Platonist
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Bet you didn't know your attention span is exactly 65 characters.
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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cast (in order of appearance) Me .. as Myself You .. as Yourself
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Collage Student
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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crayons are the elementary medium
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Don t speak to me right now, Im doing some math in my head
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Don't blame me, I'm just the red herring
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Don’t get even. Get odd.
of 80 votes, 33% like it
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everything revolves around me
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Fade to black
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Fade to black. Fade in music. Roll credits.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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far out
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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forgive . . . but never forget
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Go ahead, keep talking. I'm listening and stuff.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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GPA, SAT, FUC, KIT
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Greatness Happens
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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heroine attic
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I don't always look like this
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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I Give Interviews
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I must eat soon
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I randomly chose to wear this specific t-shirt
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I talk to everyone
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I was here first
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I'm all like, you know, like happy and stuff
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I'm self-actualizing as we speak
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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I'm the new kid
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Is it the future yet?
of 80 votes, 23% like it
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it all starts with crayons
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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it is my duty to infiltrate your species and create new life
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I’m not lazy, I just don’t feel like doing anything
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I’m not paranoid. Why? Do you think I’m paranoid?
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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just skip to the punchline
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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laughter is music made by god
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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Let's just leave CANDY out of this. I'm not gonna do it, PERIOD.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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let's sing something together
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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life goes by really fast . . . please make a note of it
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Lost? Ctrl+[f]
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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mediocrity happens
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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music is my bitc h
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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music is the antidote to life’s poison
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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music is the antidote to the poison of life
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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my fantasy can beat up your reality
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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My other shirt is a button down
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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nap without guilt, eat without fear, love without regret
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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need a book?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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no introduction necessary
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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no longer nimble, not so quick, Jack’s stuck on the candlestick
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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no longer nimble, not so quick, Jack got stuck on the candlestick
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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Non-Breeder
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Nothing . . . You?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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NOTHING does NOT rhyme with ORANGE
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Nouns Are | Verbs Do
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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On my planet, everyone likes me
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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peace is that fleeting moment between conflict and tension
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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people will believe anything if you whisper
of 67 votes, 30% like it
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please be funny
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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please speak slowly, language is new to me
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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project your own alliteration here
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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protected species
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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QUICK! Define the word “wit”
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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reality is not the boss of me
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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save some for me
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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there by the grace of I goes god
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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there should be a law against fine print
of 89 votes, 20% like it
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think for yourself and you shall understand
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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This is a moment to remember
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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this is the moment when fantasy meets reality
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt appears closer than it actually is
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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those who can - teach, those who cannot - criticize
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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today I randomly chose to wear this specific t-shirt
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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tomorrow is my lucky day
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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tomorrow will be my lucky day
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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too buzy to poofread
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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VERB > NOUN
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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WARNING: I do not speak in accordance with the rules of grammar
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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we’re like two tunes in ipod
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Without Ambition | Why Bother?
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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You are here X
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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you can’t deal an old hippie new drugs
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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You got the thing?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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you have just invaded my personal space
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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You missed it. I danced for JOY, like 10 minutes ago.
of 79 votes, 19% like it
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