"Doesn't play well with others" - My 4th grade teacher
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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10th Level Pinball Wizard
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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A real witch
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Absence makes the grass grow longer
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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All the rumors about me are true
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Are you reading this t-shirt or mentally undressing me?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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As far as you know, I'm normal
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Ask me about my awesome hugs!!
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Ask me about my ice-breaking t-shirt
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Boredom leads to the dark side
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Can you hear a high-pitched droning? Wait, never mind, it's you
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Cheap water balloons have saturated the market
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Could you repeat that? I'm still slightly intelligent in one ear
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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Disbelieving soldiers drive skeptic tanks
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Do unto others as they deserve
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Don't disturb me, I'm having a flashback
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Don't even get me started on finish lines!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Don't pick fights with beaches, they have lots of mussels
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Et tu, Fruit?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Even if you die a loser, at least you get a Participation award
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Excuse me, this is a private party
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Fast food has made me slower
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Feel free to talk to me whenever you want. But not right now.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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For some reason I attract angry mobs
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Graffiti is just exterior decorating
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Grapes and apples always end up grappling
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Henchman for hire
of 77 votes, 23% like it
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Hot dogs are nature's lies
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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HTML is the language of love.com
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I always trail off instead of...
of 95 votes, 24% like it
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I can read your mind. Oh man, that's disgusting!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I can shoot fire from my nostrils, but I don't feel like it
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I chat with ghosts using an Ouija keyboard
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I do NOT enjoy long walks on the beach
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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I eat the last piece
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I forget things before I even think of them
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I have a lovely personality
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I heard the Karate Kid works in a car wash now
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I less-than-three maths references
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I like teddy bears and I don't care who knows it
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I like waffles. That is all.
of 83 votes, 24% like it
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I may not know much about t-shirts, but I know what I like
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I regret my future decisions
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I save the world in my spare time
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I solve my problems with pistols at ten paces
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I touch fuzzy to get dizzy
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I travel by warp pipe
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I tried to brainstorm once but I just caused a blackout
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I was going to put something really funny here, but I forgot it
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I would eat less food if they stopped making it so damn tasty
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'll be the bait
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'll get you in round 2
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a (graphics) whore
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm actually quite clever underneath this t-shirt
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm eco-friendly! Some of my best friends are ecosystems!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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I'm homo for sapiens!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I'm just part of the cheer squad
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I'm laughing at you, not with you
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not homeless, but can I have some change anyway?
of 78 votes, 24% like it
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I'm only here because I took the wrong warp pipe
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I'm only wearing this because all my other clothes are dirty
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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I'm quickly losing patience
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I'm stalking the person in front of me
of 78 votes, 22% like it
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I'm the Shirt Reader Killer
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I'm too apathetic to even finish my sente...
of 78 votes, 23% like it
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I'm worth 100 points
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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If anybody asks, I was never here
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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If this t-shirt has bloodstains, please lead me to a hospital
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If you are reading this, you passed the first test
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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If you break the law of gravity you can only get a light sentence
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If you haven't got anything nice to say, say it behind their back
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If you're reading this t-shirt, I'm stealing your wallet
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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If you're reading this, it was too hot for a sweater
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Is there anyone following me?
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Joke shops are always up to funny business
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Lag is the #1 killer of noobs in this country
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Left-handed police are the wrong arm of the law
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Let me save both our breath by giving the answer on a t-shirt: No
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Let's make today a better day
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Let's stop denying our feelings for each other
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Lies are just truths that haven't happened yet
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Life: It kinda sucks sometimes
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Looking out for #1
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Lost mind. Answers to Fluffy. Reward offered.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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My best friend lives in a mirror
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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My nightmares are purebreeds
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My wit is so sharp I cut myself on it, can I have a band-aid?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Nerds are men of fractions
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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No-one must ever learn my terrible secret
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Nothing is perfect, but I'm pretty close
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Pacman is neither a pack or a man.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Phones have a lot to answer for
of 75 votes, 24% like it
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Please make an appointment with my secretary first
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Practice makes perfect, unless you practice sky diving
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Professional Shadow Boxer
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Public schools; paving the way to mediocrity!
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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Reading this shirt is a legally binding agreement not to talk
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Real men fight using fish
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Relatives is just an anagram of evil stare
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Rock paper scissors, the gentleman's sport
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Schools of fish don't like field trips
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but touch is okay
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Show me on this t-shirt where you want to touch me
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Sleeping is just choosing when to pass out
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Solve your problems with fire
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Someday all of this will be mine
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Sorry, this t-shirt is meant for someone else
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Standard Earthling Clothing #3
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Stop staring at me and watch where you're going!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Stop. Think. Now speak.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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Superhero on break
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Tell your sheep to stop selling me lightbulbs
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Thank for Atheism!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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The back of this t-shirt is blank
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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The conversation may be recorded for blackmail purposes
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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The discovery of fire was followed shortly by the cheeseburger
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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The game of Life doesn't have much replay value
of 78 votes, 22% like it
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The internet made me do it
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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The internet ruins everything
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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The path to happiness is obscured by the fog of war
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The spice of life is actually oregano
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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The three wise monkeys never had much fun
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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The undead need to get a life
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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The wearer of this t-shirt is hereby declared awesome
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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There's another smaller person inside me
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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They say reading t-shirts is the first sign of madness
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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This crunchy shell hides a cream filling
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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This crunchy shell is hiding a cream filling
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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This is my custom skin
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is illegal, please don't call the police
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt is repetitive, but at least it doesn't repeat itself
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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This t-shirt has expired
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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This t-shirt is misleading
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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This t-shirt is reflecting my mood
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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This t-shirt was funny until the censors got to it
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Three things are certain in life, death, taxes and my awesomeness
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Trust me, what could go wrong?
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Unmasked vigilante
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Video games aren't my life, they're my extra life
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Warning! Writing on t-shirt may be closer than it appears
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Watch out for the quiet ones...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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What can you do for me today?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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What does the future hold? Ask me tomorrow
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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What happened to all the regular dermic syringes?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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What's wrong with hugging trees, anyway?
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Whatever you do, don't look up
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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When life gives you lemons, drink tequila
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Where do the rainbows hide when its not raining?
of 76 votes, 21% like it
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Why don't supermarkets wear capes?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Wish I weren't here
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, my favorite ice cream is still rainbow, got a problem?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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You can't spell social interaction without ACTION!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You wouldn't believe what agnosticism has taught me
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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You'll be working for me someday
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Zebras are just horses stuck on static
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Zombie under construction
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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