"Doesn't play well with others" - My 4th grade teacher
of 29 votes, 3% like it
|
(F) Tune into the back for the exciting conclusion!
(B) The end.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
(In small writing)Object in t-shirt may be closer than it appears
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
|
(On back) Come on, you don't see me staring at YOUR back
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
(UV)Don't blame it on sunshine.(Glow)Don't blame it on moonlight.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
|
0.9 out of 1.0 mathemeticians need to overcomplicate things
of 1 votes, 100% like it
|
|
10th Level Pinball Wizard
of 39 votes, 5% like it
|
A baby firefly is a hot larva
of 14 votes, 0% like it
|
A pole-vaulting career has its ups and downs
of 23 votes, 22% like it
|
|
A real witch
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
A slice of life is full of empty calories
of 26 votes, 15% like it
|
Abbreviations are P.M.T.G.T.E
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Absence makes the grass grow longer
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
All of my jokes are stolen from TV shows
of 22 votes, 27% like it
|
All of your opinions are wrong
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
|
All the online world's a stage and all the people merely players
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
All the rumors about me are true
of 33 votes, 6% like it
|
An academic always avoids abundant alliteration
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
|
Angry beavers are nature's axe murderers
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
Any mistakes I make are intentional
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
Are you reading this t-shirt or mentally undressing me?
of 49 votes, 16% like it
|
|
As far as you know, I'm normal
of 47 votes, 15% like it
|
Ask me about my awesome hugs!!
of 60 votes, 17% like it
|
Ask me about my fear of answering questions!
of 8 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Ask me about my horrible secret
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
Ask me about my ice-breaking t-shirt
of 53 votes, 13% like it
|
Australians are from the future
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Bad analogies are like camels without sledgehammers
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
Beauty is only skin deep, after that it gets pretty gross
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
Being a superhero doesn't pay the bills
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Being smarter than an average bear isn't really that impressive
of 3 votes, 67% like it
|
Boredom leads to the dark side
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
Brain-washing class taught me a lesson I'll never forget
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Bring back catapults!
of 23 votes, 0% like it
|
Burglar alarm installers have good job security
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
Butterflies are nature's most misleading creatures
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Can you hear a high-pitched droning? Wait, never mind, it's you
of 45 votes, 11% like it
|
Cheap water balloons have saturated the market
of 53 votes, 9% like it
|
Clowns that go bad travel in unicycle gangs
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Cogito ergo censeo. I think, therefore I argue
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
Color TV killed the detective genre
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
Comedy, either you've got it or you don't get it
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
|
Conspiracy theorists are out to get you!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Could you repeat that? I'm still slightly intelligent in one ear
of 74 votes, 20% like it
|
Deja vu: The fanciest way to say "going crazy"
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Despite what certain singers say, rocketman isn't a real job
of 32 votes, 28% like it
|
Destiny tried to call but my phone's battery was dead
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
Disbelieving soldiers drive skeptic tanks
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Do I still leave a carbon footprint if I wear shoes?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
Do unto others as they deserve
of 55 votes, 16% like it
|
Does "Transformers fan" count as a job?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
|
Don't disturb me, I'm having a flashback
of 48 votes, 19% like it
|
Don't even get me started on finish lines!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
Don't make eye contact, I don't want to get too attached
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Don't mind me, I'm just (UV)day(reg.)dreaming
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
Don't pick fights with beaches, they have lots of mussels
of 62 votes, 18% like it
|
Don't read this t-shirt, it's cursed! Uh oh, too late
of 8 votes, 25% like it
|
|
Dr. Frankenstein was good at making a living
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Ellipses always tend to trail off...
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
English is a dead language and the internet is what killed it
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Et tu, Fruit?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
Even if you die a loser, at least you get a Participation award
of 49 votes, 12% like it
|
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, except you
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Everyone told me I had to grow up someday, I sure showed them!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
Everything I say is an innuendo
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Excuse me, this is a private party
of 41 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Fairies don't even have tails! My childhood is ruined!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
|
Fast food has made me slower
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
Feel free to talk to me whenever you want. But not right now.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
|
|
Feel free to wake me if I doze off
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
Fiction stories are just lies with a plot
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
For some reason I attract angry mobs
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Getting out of bed is enough daily exercise for me
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
Graffiti is just exterior decorating
of 26 votes, 15% like it
|
Grapes and apples always end up grappling
of 28 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Great minds think alike, which is why politicians always argue
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
Has anyone ever REALLY wondered why the chicken crossed the road?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
|
Have you seen any castles? The princess wasn't in the last one
of 8 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Henchman for hire
of 77 votes, 23% like it
|
Hot dogs are nature's lies
of 17 votes, 0% like it
|
HTML is the language of love.com
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
|
Hugs: 5 cents. The doctor is in.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
|
I always thought cosmonaught sounded cooler
of 1 votes, 0% like it
|
I always thought cosmonaut sounded cooler
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I always trail off instead of...
of 95 votes, 24% like it
|
I am a robot sent from the future to wear this shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
I ate some red flowers but I still can't throw fireballs
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
|
I base all my life decisions on movies from the '80s
of 23 votes, 22% like it
|
I brake to save vs. lawsuits
of 14 votes, 0% like it
|
I breath for a living
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I broke the sound barrier but then I had to pay for it
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
I can get this baby up to 10 mph
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
I can go faster than the speed of light but it's too dark to see
of 8 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I can grant you three wishes, so long as they're all "Get na
of 2 votes, 0% like it
|
I can read your mind. Oh man, that's disgusting!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
|
I can shoot fire from my nostrils, but I don't feel like it
of 51 votes, 16% like it
|
|
I can take this off if you want
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
I can't even remember a time when I didn't have amnesia
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
I can't think of anything funny
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
|
I chat with ghosts using an Ouija keyboard
of 43 votes, 9% like it
|
I do NOT enjoy long walks on the beach
of 29 votes, 3% like it
|
I do things in slow motion to emphasize my greatness
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
|
I don't drink alone, I just run a very exclusive drinking club
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
I don't have all the answers, just all the important ones
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
I don't just give my attention away for free
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I don't want to be a success, just more so than my old classmates
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
I dress in layers, I'm wearing my birthday suit under this
of 18 votes, 0% like it
|
I eat the last piece
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
|
I fell into a cave but only suffered miner injuries
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
I figure that evil has to triumph over good eventually
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
I forget things before I even think of them
of 42 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I get all the sleep I need at work
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
I go to concerts for the lasers
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
I got arrested because my jokes always left people in stitches
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
|
I got drunk at a Mars bar
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
I hate people who spell things feneticully
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
I hate things that glow in the dark (GLOW) and irony
of 10 votes, 30% like it
|
|
I have a lovely personality
of 33 votes, 6% like it
|
I have a plan for every possible situation except this one
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
I have no time for this, I'm on an epic quest!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
|
I have the power to fly for extremely short periods of time
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
I have the power to make you hear these words in your head
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
I have to put this is briefly as possible in case I run out of ro
of 25 votes, 16% like it
|
|
I heard the Karate Kid works in a car wash now
of 34 votes, 18% like it
|
I hope you're not reading my mind right now
of 25 votes, 12% like it
|
I invented a new word, feel free to jorp me about it
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
|
I invented making up inventions
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
I just broke out of prison and boy are my arms tired
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
I just invented plagiarism
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
|
I know jack of all trades
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
I learned everything I know from cartoons
of 60 votes, 23% like it
|
|
I less-than-three maths references
of 32 votes, 16% like it
|
I light fires (in smaller writing) in your heart
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
I like teddy bears and I don't care who knows it
of 34 votes, 9% like it
|
|
I like waffles. That is all.
of 83 votes, 24% like it
|
I liked school, I had some of my best naps there
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
I love confusing people almost as much as I hate confusing people
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I may not know much about t-shirts, but I know what I like
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
I nevar payed attenshun in skool and I terned owt fine
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
I never abbrev.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
|
I never really wanted to see you later, alligator
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
I never wanted to be normal anyway
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
I realised far too late that I wasn't in a sperm bank
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I refuse to watch any sport that's on less than ESPN 3
of 14 votes, 0% like it
|
I regret my future decisions
of 30 votes, 13% like it
|
I save the world in my spare time
of 34 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I smashed my piggy bank, now we're both broke
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
I solve everything by hitting it with a stick
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
I solve my problems with pistols at ten paces
of 42 votes, 24% like it
|
|
I think you should reflect [written backwards] on your actions
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
I think, therefore I argue
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
I took time off from the internet to be here
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
|
I touch fuzzy to get dizzy
of 45 votes, 4% like it
|
I travel by warp pipe
of 47 votes, 15% like it
|
I tried to brainstorm once but I just caused a blackout
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
|
I try not to make lame jokes but sometimes they limp slightly
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
I wanted to be a policeman but I just couldn't eat so many donuts
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
I wanted to join the police but I couldn't eat enough donuts
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
I was going to put something really funny here, but I forgot it
of 34 votes, 12% like it
|
I was so bad in school that my ABCs got a D
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
I was young, I needed the money
of 163 votes, 26% like it
|
|
I watched an operating theatre but I couldn't follow the plot
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
I wish real life had emoticons colon left-bracket
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
I won gold at the nude olympics for my winning streak
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
|
I would eat less food if they stopped making it so damn tasty
of 25 votes, 16% like it
|
I wouldn't touch non-contact sports
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
I'll be rich once I figure out how to put saddles on raptors
of 26 votes, 23% like it
|
|
I'll be the bait
of 46 votes, 9% like it
|
I'll be the round peg to your square hole
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
I'll believe in reincarnation if I get to come back as a lion
of 29 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I'll get you in round 2
of 46 votes, 9% like it
|
I'm a (graphics) whore
of 27 votes, 11% like it
|
I'm a cannibal and on an unrelated note you sure look juicy
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I'm a console war veteran
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
I'm a cyborg sent from the future to watch TV and eat junk food
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
I'm a hard fleshy shell wrapped around a creamy organ center
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
|
I'm a professional writer, I've been writing things for years
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
I'm actually quite clever underneath this t-shirt
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
I'm bored, entertain me
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I'm eco-friendly! Some of my best friends are ecosystems!
of 57 votes, 7% like it
|
I'm homo for sapiens!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
I'm just a fictional character lost in your non-fictional world
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
|
I'm just here to make up the numbers
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
I'm just part of the cheer squad
of 26 votes, 4% like it
|
I'm just waiting for a chance to break out into song
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I'm just wearing this for a friend
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
I'm laughing at you, not with you
of 50 votes, 18% like it
|
I'm not homeless, but can I have some change anyway?
of 78 votes, 24% like it
|
|
I'm on that new "Eat Whatever You Want" diet
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
I'm only here because I took the wrong warp pipe
of 52 votes, 19% like it
|
I'm only wearing this because all my other clothes are dirty
of 30 votes, 3% like it
|
|
I'm quickly losing patience
of 52 votes, 12% like it
|
I'm stalking the person in front of me
of 78 votes, 22% like it
|
I'm the Shirt Reader Killer
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I'm too apathetic to even finish my sente...
of 78 votes, 23% like it
|
I'm too scared to use my fireplace, it roared at me
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
I'm trained in 5 kinds of martial arts and 3 kinds of dance
of 19 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I'm waiting for someone to tell me my motivation
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
I'm worth 100 points
of 52 votes, 10% like it
|
If anybody asks, I was never here
of 56 votes, 21% like it
|
|
If I had a job I'd hate it
of 23 votes, 22% like it
|
If I had a second chance I'd do it all the same
of 35 votes, 23% like it
|
If I had one wish it would be to stop hypothetical situations
of 27 votes, 22% like it
|
|
If I lose an extra life, I go through the 5 bonus stages of grief
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
If I lose at a game I go through the five bonus stages of grief
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
If it ain't broke, don't give it any of your change
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
|
If my track record is anything to go by I'm going to live forever
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
If there's one thing I've learned it's not to trust flamingos
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
If this t-shirt has bloodstains, please lead me to a hospital
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
|
If you are reading this, you passed the first test
of 46 votes, 15% like it
|
If you break the law of gravity you can only get a light sentence
of 30 votes, 10% like it
|
If you haven't got anything nice to say, say it behind their back
of 30 votes, 17% like it
|
|
If you see me outside, please guide me to the nearest shady spot
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
If you're reading this t-shirt, I'm stealing your wallet
of 56 votes, 18% like it
|
If you're reading this, it was too hot for a sweater
of 50 votes, 14% like it
|
|
In a few minutes this place will be crawling with cops
of 24 votes, 21% like it
|
In school I dreamed of being rich, then my teacher woke me up
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
In stunning 3-D!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Insane robots get given robotomies
of 14 votes, 7% like it
|
Insomniacs are up for anything
of 16 votes, 25% like it
|
Internet acronyms FTW!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Invaders from space came and stole my change
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
Is it my imagination or did that purple aardvark just wink at me?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
Is there anyone following me?
of 52 votes, 15% like it
|
|
It amuses me to wear this primitive human garment
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
It seems my distracting t-shirt is successful
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
It's amazing how many people are poets without even knowing it
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
It's more PC to ask the ref if he's visually impaired
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
Joke shops are always up to funny business
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
Lag is the #1 killer of noobs in this country
of 53 votes, 19% like it
|
|
LAN parties are a great place to network
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
Left-handed police are the wrong arm of the law
of 43 votes, 14% like it
|
Let me save both our breath by giving the answer on a t-shirt: No
of 59 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Let's make today a better day
of 28 votes, 4% like it
|
Let's stop denying our feelings for each other
of 56 votes, 14% like it
|
Lies are just truths that haven't happened yet
of 62 votes, 24% like it
|
|
Life has been less fun since I outgrew glitter
of 22 votes, 27% like it
|
Life has taught me some tough lessons, for only $19.95 + shipping
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
Life has taught me some tough lessons, for only $19.95 plus P&
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Life is a beautiful thing, made gross and sticky by science
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
Life is boring, what else is on?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
Life was a lot simpler back when everything was primordial goo
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
|
Life: It kinda sucks sometimes
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
London Bridge has been falling down for a really long time now
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
Looking out for #1
of 43 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Lost mind. Answers to Fluffy. Reward offered.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
Married zombies have grave affairs
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
Most of my jokes are stolen from TV shows
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Multiple personalities are nothing but trouble. No they aren't!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
Mutants, the final front ear
of 12 votes, 0% like it
|
My best friend lives in a mirror
of 55 votes, 18% like it
|
|
My body is 60% water, 40% awesome
of 26 votes, 42% like it
|
My hypothetical situation could beat yours up
of 18 votes, 11% like it
|
My job as a criminal on the run lets me travel all over the world
of 24 votes, 21% like it
|
|
My job is really just an excuse to wear a suit
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
My nightmares are purebreeds
of 33 votes, 9% like it
|
My plumbing knowledge is a little rusty
of 26 votes, 23% like it
|
|
My speakers go to 11, I got them cheap because they're irregular
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
My t-shirt talks for me because I'm actually asleep
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
My wit is so sharp I cut myself on it, can I have a band-aid?
of 43 votes, 9% like it
|
|
NASA: Not A Single Alien
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
Necessity is the mother of invention, the father is sci-fi movies
of 8 votes, 0% like it
|
Needles in haystacks just want to be left alone
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Nerds are men of fractions
of 44 votes, 18% like it
|
No-one must ever learn my terrible secret
of 37 votes, 19% like it
|
Nothing is perfect, but I'm pretty close
of 37 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Of course the chicken came first, eggs don't even have legs
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
One day we'll reminisce about the time you read my t-shirt
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
One man's trash is still just trash
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
|
One of these days the can will actually have beer nuts in it
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Originality is like a box of chocolates...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
Pacman is neither a pack or a man.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Paranoid conspiracy theorists are out to get me!
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
People will agree to anything if you use big enough words
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
Phones have a lot to answer for
of 75 votes, 24% like it
|
|
Please make an appointment with my secretary first
of 34 votes, 15% like it
|
Poor Virgin Mary, it seems like everything makes baby Jesus cry
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
Practice makes perfect, unless you practice sky diving
of 58 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Printing Machine Error #117364x
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
Professional Shadow Boxer
of 33 votes, 9% like it
|
Professional time waster
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
|
Professional wrestling, now with 10% more greased-up actors
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
Public schools; paving the way to mediocrity!
of 85 votes, 24% like it
|
Pushing daisies in any direction is very rude
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Rattlesnakes are only one letter and a gun away from battlesnakes
of 11 votes, 0% like it
|
Reading this shirt is a legally binding agreement not to talk
of 58 votes, 19% like it
|
Reading this was your first mistake
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Real eskimo pies are mostly made of fish
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
Real men fight using fish
of 50 votes, 8% like it
|
Reincarnation will do until I can put my brain in a robot
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
|
Relatives is just an anagram of evil stare
of 63 votes, 19% like it
|
Rock paper scissors, the gentleman's sport
of 55 votes, 18% like it
|
Rocket science isn't so hard, it's not exactly brain surgery
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
|
S! I thought having a giant S on my chest would make me popular
of 15 votes, 0% like it
|
Save your breath, talk with t-shirts
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
School was created by a race of aliens that feed on apathy
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Schools of fish don't like field trips
of 49 votes, 14% like it
|
Secret Club Member
of 33 votes, 15% like it
|
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but touch is okay
of 50 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Shields are something I can really get behind
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
Show me on this t-shirt where you want to touch me
of 37 votes, 11% like it
|
Sleeping during the day is the height of luxury
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Sleeping is just choosing when to pass out
of 29 votes, 10% like it
|
Smart people say things with their shirts, not their mouths
of 38 votes, 26% like it
|
So far the humans don't suspect anything...
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Solve your problems with fire
of 43 votes, 16% like it
|
Someday all of this will be mine
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
Someday I'll find the droids I'm looking for
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Someday I'll get to tell someone not to cross the streams
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
Someday you'll tell your kids about the day you saw me
of 27 votes, 22% like it
|
Sometimes it's tough being this awesome... but not right now
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Sorry, this t-shirt is meant for someone else
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
Space pirates sail the starrs
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
Spies keep their suits clean with secret cleaning agents
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Spilling the beans usually just results in messy floors
of 16 votes, 25% like it
|
Standard Earthling Clothing #3
of 35 votes, 9% like it
|
Sticks and stones may break my bones if you throw them too hard
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Sticks and stones may break my bones, so please be careful?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
Stop reading so loud, I have a headache
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
Stop staring at me and watch where you're going!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Stop. Think. Now speak.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
|
Superhero on break
of 38 votes, 11% like it
|
Superman is a criminal, he breaks the law of gravity
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Tell your sheep to stop selling me lightbulbs
of 26 votes, 12% like it
|
Thank for Atheism!
of 38 votes, 3% like it
|
The acting term "Break a leg" isn't as popular with stu
of 0 votes, 0% like it
|
|
The back of this t-shirt is blank
of 50 votes, 20% like it
|
The bad guy only needs to win once
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
The conversation may be recorded for blackmail purposes
of 51 votes, 16% like it
|
|
The discovery of fire was followed shortly by the cheeseburger
of 39 votes, 21% like it
|
The early zombie gets the worm-infested brain
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
The game of Life doesn't have much replay value
of 78 votes, 22% like it
|
|
The internet is the only friend I need
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
The internet made me do it
of 55 votes, 22% like it
|
The internet never sleeps so neither do I
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
|
The internet ruins everything
of 37 votes, 16% like it
|
The moon landing was fake, they weren't attacked by moon monsters
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
The most popular thumb always wins in thumb wrestling
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
|
The next world war will be started on an internet forum
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
The only disease I don't have is hypochondria
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
The path to happiness is obscured by the fog of war
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
The phrase break a leg isn't as popular with movie stuntmen
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
The question is, am I any better off for NOT wearing an eyepatch?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
The saying "Break a leg" isn't as popular with movie st
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
|
The spice of life is actually oregano
of 39 votes, 23% like it
|
The three wise monkeys never had much fun
of 45 votes, 9% like it
|
The trick to winning is not picking a side until afterwards
of 30 votes, 23% like it
|
|
The undead need to get a life
of 33 votes, 15% like it
|
The undead prefer to be called the reliving
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
The Universe: Home to all creation since 13.73 billion BC
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
|
The washing machine shredded my clothes in a vicious cycle
of 23 votes, 26% like it
|
The wearer of this t-shirt is hereby declared awesome
of 56 votes, 13% like it
|
Theatre companies often resort to industrial thespianage
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
|
There's another smaller person inside me
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
These days I stick my fingerpaintings on my own fridge
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
They say reading t-shirts is the first sign of madness
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
|
This awesome shirt is only for awesome people
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
This crunchy shell hides a cream filling
of 42 votes, 7% like it
|
This crunchy shell is hiding a cream filling
of 40 votes, 20% like it
|
|
This hard candy shell hides my tasty chocolate center
of 28 votes, 18% like it
|
This is my custom skin
of 49 votes, 10% like it
|
This is my [vertical down the middle forming a letter T] T-shirt
of 21 votes, 0% like it
|
|
This is the official t-shirt
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
This shirt draws attention away from my pants
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
This shirt is a parody of itself
of 11 votes, 0% like it
|
|
This shirt is EXTREEEMEly anticlimactic
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
This shirt is illegal, please don't call the police
of 34 votes, 12% like it
|
This shirt is repetitive, but at least it doesn't repeat itself
of 59 votes, 15% like it
|
|
This shirt isn't meant to be read!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
This shirt shields the world from my sexiness
of 29 votes, 24% like it
|
This shirt shoots lasers, try to guess where from!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
|
This t-shirt has expired
of 39 votes, 8% like it
|
This t-shirt has nothing to do with misdirection
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
This t-shirt is made of chocolate, go ahead, try some!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
|
This t-shirt is misleading
of 62 votes, 8% like it
|
This t-shirt is my crowd camouflage
of 33 votes, 21% like it
|
This t-shirt is reflecting my mood
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
|
This t-shirt is saying what we're all thinking
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
This t-shirt was funny until the censors got to it
of 53 votes, 11% like it
|
This Threadless.com t-shirt contains no advertisements
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
|
This was never in my job description
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
Three Little Pigs is a poor depiction of pig construction skills
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
Three things are certain in life, death, taxes and my awesomeness
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Trees are all bark and no bite
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
Trees use eco-systems when they gamble
of 11 votes, 0% like it
|
Trolling: The internet equivalent of prank calls
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
|
Trust me, what could go wrong?
of 56 votes, 18% like it
|
Unmasked vigilante
of 41 votes, 12% like it
|
Vampire jocks turn into baseball bats
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
|
Vampires, the only killer monsters with fangirls
of 12 votes, 0% like it
|
Video games aren't my life, they're my extra life
of 53 votes, 13% like it
|
Villains have more fun
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
|
Wanted: Goldilocks. For: Breaking and entering, porridge theft
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
Warning! Writing on t-shirt may be closer than it appears
of 46 votes, 7% like it
|
Watch out for the quiet ones...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
|
|
What can you do for me today?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
|
What does the future hold? Ask me tomorrow
of 60 votes, 17% like it
|
What happened to all the regular dermic syringes?
of 45 votes, 13% like it
|
|
What I'm about to say will blow your mind. Brain dynamite.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
What's wrong with hugging trees, anyway?
of 42 votes, 19% like it
|
Whatever you do, don't look up
of 39 votes, 8% like it
|
|
When I was younger I kidnapped all the time
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
When life gives you lemons, drink tequila
of 57 votes, 23% like it
|
When you get right down to it, this t-shirt is totally pointless
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Where do the rainbows hide when its not raining?
of 76 votes, 21% like it
|
Wherewolves get lost a lot
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
Whoever said words can never hurt me never heard a bad pun
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Why can't the easy way ever be the best way?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
Why doesn't anything ever happen twice upon a time?
of 18 votes, 22% like it
|
Why don't supermarkets wear capes?
of 40 votes, 23% like it
|
|
Why would I put my eggs in a basket anyway?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
Wish I weren't here
of 62 votes, 13% like it
|
Words fail me, so I keep pictures as backup
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Writer's block is... an... annoying... thing
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
Yeah, sarcasm works reeally well on a shirt
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
Yes, my favorite ice cream is still rainbow, got a problem?
of 45 votes, 9% like it
|
|
You can trust me, my nose would grow if I lied
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
You can't meet your heroes and you can't escape your villains
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
You can't spell social interaction without ACTION!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
|
|
You say no but in the language I just invented you really say yes
of 26 votes, 23% like it
|
You won't get anywhere if you stop to read every t-shirt you see
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
You wouldn't believe what agnosticism has taught me
of 38 votes, 11% like it
|
|
You wouldn't believe what goes on under this shirt
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
You'd better read this quickly, I'm in a hurry
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
You'll be working for me someday
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
|
You're on my list, I hope you like surprises
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
You're the first person to read this today
of 15 votes, 13% like it
|
Zebras are just horses stuck on static
of 53 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Zombie under construction
of 45 votes, 9% like it
|
