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• it's not scissors. it's two spoons, and it's very true that learing to play the spoons will totally get you laid, and possibly land you in a gig in an 80's tribute band (like in the picture). playing the spoons is not good for much else...well, you could eat ceral faster i suppose.

  posted 8 years, 5 months ago in COOL GUYS ALWAYS GET THE CHICKS

• any copyrighted image can be used legally by an artist if the image has been altered at least 20%. not sure how much you have to alter an image to get away with production work, but for a painting or photograph, it's 20%. at first glance, the monkeylooked like he got bonked in the head, and has a ripe lump.

  posted 8 years, 5 months ago in safesex monkey

• oh, no. you don't get to put out a blatantly male chauvanistic "i'm such a Player" design like this, and then pull the sensitivity card. you want constructive criticism? the text is totally superfluous given that simply by exhibiting a naked woman in an alluring pose you are implying that you would in fact "hit it" as you say. the font style doesn't relate to either the style of the sentiment being expressed, or to the graphic style used. the silhouetted hand doesn't relate to the image of the girl, due to it's sharply contrasting style, and the fact that if it is supposed to be two fingers held up in the generally accepted "peace" sign, it somehow has the look of a bunny rabbit shadow puppet. as for the rendering of the young lady, it's an interesting attepmt, but it needs to be cleaned up wuite a bit, and without any color variations, the line work doesn't really signify anything. it appears as though you were using the line work to delineate tonal changes in the subject matter, but the lines aren't distinct enough to suggest that effectively.
  i welcome your "constructive" response.

  posted 8 years, 5 months ago in Id hit it

• funny, i was just about to accuse you of the very same things.

  posted 8 years, 5 months ago in Id hit it

• swiping someone else's copyrighted material which already appears on all sorts of products and attempting to pass it off as your own on a website based on original designs? brilliant. my hat's off to you. you should do one of a melting clock, that'd be exciting.

  posted 8 years, 5 months ago in Rind (Escher)