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jenraskopf
aka Jen is a 27.4 year old girl, has been a member since December 13, 2006, has scored 4622 submissions, giving an average score of 3.01.
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Sisyphus had it easy
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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More scores than the Gettysburg Address
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I didn't fall off the bandwagon.
I was pushed by the clarinet.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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A bird in the hand
will probably poop on you.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Mammals are hot!
Reptiles are cool!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I wanna be a space-magician-cowboy-ballerina when I grow up.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I do not think, therefore...
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Apparently I am terrible at hide and seek.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If heaven is a place on earth, why can't I find it on google maps
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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This space is available for endorsement deals. 1-800-SELL-OUT
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Woo me with wordplay.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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I only give out my phone number in binary.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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One and a half cheers for mediocrity!
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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There's always an argument for alliteration.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Touch me, I'm 3-D!
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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No, I do not have tickets to the gun show. I won't be going.
of 91 votes, 31% like it
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I am wearing a shirt with words on it so you'll notice me.
of 90 votes, 23% like it
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45% Artist, 35% Athlete, 30% Math Genius
of 96 votes, 29% like it
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If you follow me we can be a parade!
of 103 votes, 41% like it
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Don't kiss me, regardless of whether I'm Irish or not.
of 99 votes, 28% like it
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Relationships are like movies: they should rarely have a sequel.
of 92 votes, 27% like it
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My liver is a real trooper.
of 95 votes, 25% like it
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Forget being a movie star. The real money is in popcorn!
of 91 votes, 26% like it
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'Your mom' is an insult that typically only pertains to Oedipus.
of 97 votes, 31% like it
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Be <b>bold</b>.
of 96 votes, 36% like it
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Touched by an angel... inappropriately.
of 96 votes, 30% like it
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Movie characters: Please watch the road while driving. Thanks.
of 93 votes, 27% like it
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Only two degrees from Kevin Bacon
of 89 votes, 21% like it
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Obscure reference with an ironic twist.
of 92 votes, 29% like it
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You cannot pinpoint who I am by reading the text on my shirt.
of 83 votes, 20% like it
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I have unrealistic relationship ideals because of John Cusack.
of 92 votes, 33% like it
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If G.I. Joe has built-in underwear, can he still go commando?
of 92 votes, 35% like it
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The capital of Pennsylvania is "P".
of 96 votes, 33% like it
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To clarify: we are not on a date right now.
of 93 votes, 35% like it
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I like palindromes. Emordnil ape kili!
of 87 votes, 26% like it
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The chutes were more fun anyway.
of 87 votes, 29% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
24% popular.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Agitate the masses.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Bacon: more reliable than boyfriends or girlfriends since 1607
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Beneath this calm exterior lies the dreaded farmer's tan.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Classy pirates wear ARRRgyle socks.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Did the devil take the midnight train?
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Do you suppose the devil took the midnight train?
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone, under their clothes, is naked.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I ebay vintage toys and then PLAY with them.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I wish I had the Auryn.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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If he's the "best boy," why isn't he first in the credi
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If it will make you feel better, I'll say something trite.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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If this was the Oscars I'd start playing your theme music now.
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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If you dial 867-5309 an angry man named Mitch will yell at you.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Insert adorable and/or awesome graphic here.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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It's times like these that I'm thankful for cheese.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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My hula hoop did not come with a grass skirt.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My spine has got my back.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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No shirt, no shoes, service me.
of 57 votes, 7% like it
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Oh my god, BECKY!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Please excuse me while I practice looking bored and cool.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Procrastination = Awesome
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Put it where you won't forget it and you're sure to lose it.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Relax your eyes and you'll see a sailboat.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Sharpies + Bacon= Love
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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This summer, overrated actor IS unbelievable action hero!
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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This t-shirt has been certified as P.C.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Wait a minute... who shot the deputy?
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Walled in? Go Walden!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Want to come back to my place and hear my demo tape?
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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We see the crane kick coming... maybe you should learn to punch.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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What!? He's Luke's father!!? Thanks for ruining it guys.
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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When your rigger lets you down, you can't truss anything!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You had me at, "Hello, I'm a freaking nutjob."
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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You say "tomato," I say "solanum lycopersicum"
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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You say "tomato," I say "solanum lycopersicum.&quo
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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