Profile for jenraskopf - A serious question about finances.

jenraskopf aka Jen is a 29.92 year old girl, has been a member since December 13, 2006, has scored 4,711 submissions, giving an average score of 3.02, helping 178 designs get printed.

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Aug 13 '10 by jenraskopf
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A serious question about finances.

How much do you think I would go for on ebay?

I mean, if I were to say, auction myself off as a bride or something, with the stipulation that cash be in hand by Sept. 6 and I'm not available until after Sept. 14 or so...

SuperRyan on Aug 13 '10 at 12:11am

$10K easy

SuperRyan on Aug 13 '10 at 12:11am

Depending on how the cards are played, you could make much more than that

shirtflirt on Aug 13 '10 at 12:12am

depends

jenraskopf on Aug 13 '10 at 12:12am

So I should start the bidding at something higher than .99?

shirtflirt on Aug 13 '10 at 12:13am

no

you don't wanna be undersold i hear

vrk on Aug 13 '10 at 12:14am

A pure gold statue of a jaguar leaping to his home in the trees.

Tikimasters on Aug 13 '10 at 12:15am

I'd figure you'd go for a hefty amount of cash.

SJ27 on Aug 13 '10 at 12:18am

I think an Eastern European girl just got 100K for her virginity, but called it off because the guy wanted to marry her instead.

spacesick 2 on Aug 13 '10 at 12:28am

I'm gonna spend all my ebay bucks on you

jenraskopf on Aug 13 '10 at 12:43am

Jaguar statues are pretty nice.

I probably don't want to be a food product. Any of the others would be bearable I suppose.

spacesick 2 on Aug 13 '10 at 12:50am

nevermind, I bought this instead

jenraskopf on Aug 13 '10 at 12:50am

Depending on who wins the auction sure. Maybe they'd make a shitty husband but they're killer in bed?
Maybe they don't see a distinction between the two?

jenraskopf on Aug 13 '10 at 12:51am

Can't say I blame you. I'd buy anything with Luke Perry's face on it ever since that time I didn't, and have regretted it ever since.

spacesick 2 on Aug 13 '10 at 12:52am

summer lovin, had me a blast

4 days later

silverqe on Aug 17 '10 at 2:13pm

I would pay good money for such a bootylicious bride.

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