I never look through / delete the spam in my gmail spam folder. Today I did. I just wonder if any of these at this point are just for my amusement. Quite possibly my favorite ever:
(spelled as found) Enormous agregate is your main weapon. That is all.
I misses my mooses.
Who's up, and where you at?
Hi. Weekly night at bar. Little drunk.
Sorry moose.
I like you - out BFF pendant would be nothing but a lie necklace otherwise.
penniless and alone in a gutter in Scotland, found with nothing on me except my raggedy passport, since fetid street children will have, by this point, surely taken my iPod and any small amount of cash I will have had on me. I may or may not still be wearing my Caley Thistle scarf, depending on the club allegiances of said street children. They're probably Celtic fans. Bastards. Anyway, that's the only imagery presently coming to mind.
How's YOUR day?
Regardless of the placement of your organs and what not, all are welcome in this blog. Unless you're a dick.
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Dear Mr. Nader, You seem like a good guy, and I think you genuinely care about the issues you represent. That said, please, please don't run for President. Your bid in 2000 did nothing to help the environmental and social problems you've spent your life campaigning around, and if it had any effect, it was negative, in splitting a small fraction of Democratic votes off in a key state. If the 2000 election was stolen, you certainly made it closer, and therefore easier to steal. I agree with you that the loss of Edwards and Kucinich from the campaign makes it one without a pure liberal, populist option, and that's too bad. But you can only do harm. You say in your announcement above that anyone who calls you a spoiler is a "political bigot". In purely idealist terms, I agree with you. I would love to see a ballot with four or five real options, but in the real world, you are the best friend the Republican Party could ever hope for. Please, just don't do it. |
I can freakin HEAR:
![]() Join me or die. Could you do any less? Zesus Saves. I like Scottish football, plankton and rock music. Not a lot else. Oh yeah, I also like carrots. Especially with meat. Despite my lack of interesting things to say about myself, others occasionally find me to be quite fascinating, though I still remain unstalked. Also, as far as I know, my identity has never been stolen. Not that I want it to be stolen, but it would be nice if someone at least tried. My identity isn't THAT bad. Some of those millions of identity theft victims must have less compelling lives than me...right? Oh well. Bye. Interests I am obsessed with zooplankton. If you know what that means, you are cool. If you don't know what zooplankton are, they are small animals that live in every aquatic environment on Earth, just floating freely in the water column, letting the wind and the currents move them since their legs are too small and weak to do much of anything about it. Now you can go back to the beginning of this paragraph and I can call you cool, which I would very much enjoy doing. I am also a fan of both the Scottish National Football team and the Inverness CT Football Club. Go Caley Thistle! Coolest people on the blog, and why Lishy McLishums - With a bullet! We like her. We like her a lot. Funny, smart, and pretty as hell. And apparently, a lot of people who write on her Post It notes agree with me. MooseInMyShoe - the whole licking her elbow thing, and other things, I guess, but mostly, the elbow. We're BFFZORZes. Khol - Watch out though - she's malaria. Regardless of this, she's one of my favorite bloggers. Don't tell her that, though. It'll go to her head and she'll think she's a god again. DeboraBorealis - for keeping my Genesis-related anger management issues in check, and for two magic words: "Muppet Dungeon". Plus, she watches SPL, which makes her cooler than you. CanadianBeaver - Because of her fangirlness-by-proxy the other day. I needed some company and she offered me an eBeer. Next one's on me. SqueegeBeckenheim - She found me a song about Buffalo Bill that made me nearly wet myself with happy. Shirts I own A Caged Bird Dreams Permafrost Pollution Sharp is Relative Tagged Shirts bought for others Damn Scientists |
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