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ianrose
ianrose aka Ian is a 33.84 year old boy, has been a member since December 13, 2006, has scored 2,957 submissions, giving an average score of 2.06, helping 44 designs get printed.
I wish I had a photograph, since that would be more meaningful ... it looks like there's really no one still here from the last time I was on this site. But I know there's a relatively large Portland contingent among the Threadless faithful, and so for those of you here in the Rose City, I offer a treat.

I was over in Tigard the other other day, and taking the bus back (the #12 I believe) I saw this on a LDS church sign:

Benevolent Religions Fail.

Yeah, that's what the sign said. Not "God's coming, look busy" or "Jesus: He's in the book". No - "Benevolent religions fail". It's completely fascinated me since I've seen it. Either it's the cleverest vandalist ever, or it's the church itself, in which case it's either super scary or incredibly interesting.

Discuss.

And hi.

SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Oct 29 '09 at 11:48pm
what?
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 29 '09 at 11:49pm
yes, what. hi.
Khol
Khol on Oct 29 '09 at 11:51pm
HOLY SHIT. IT'S IAN ROSE!!
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 29 '09 at 11:52pm
Holy shit it's fucking Kholla!

Khol
Khol on Oct 29 '09 at 11:54pm
It's fucking me? Get it off!

Khol
Khol on Oct 29 '09 at 11:54pm
teehehe, how have you been, dudeman?
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 29 '09 at 11:54pm
I know, right?
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:01am
very okay. how are you, dudegirl.
Khol
Khol on Oct 30 '09 at 12:06am
I'm just dandy.

Working on a paper that's due tomorrow - I'm halfway done. Huzzah!



I had marion berry pie a few months ago when I was on your side of the country. I giggled as I ate it but the people I was with didn't get the joke :(
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:08am
Boo. I would have totally thought of some way of saying in some slightly new way that your berry was totally smoking crack.
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Oct 30 '09 at 12:15am
Whoa, man! Whoa!
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Oct 30 '09 at 12:16am
Also, I hope it was vandals because otherwise...god damn.
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:17am
hi marbsles.
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Oct 30 '09 at 12:18am
hola ianmang.
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:18am
how's you?
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Oct 30 '09 at 12:21am
Fairly dandy! What have you been up to?
littlem
littlem on Oct 30 '09 at 12:21am
hi ianrose
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:22am
hi small m.
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:23am
much the same. I make interwebs work. occasionally still watch plankton swim around. nothing major.
Khol
Khol on Oct 30 '09 at 12:23am
I know, right?

I was like "Ooo, marion berry pie! I bet it's laced with cocaine and tax evasion...hahahahah" and all I got were blank stares.

That's when I knew it was time for me to fly back home.
ianrose
ianrose on Oct 30 '09 at 12:24am
Aww ... I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you. I feel like I let both you and my coast down.
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Join me or die. Could you do any less?

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I like Scottish football, plankton and rock music. Not a lot else. Oh yeah, I also like carrots. Especially with meat. Despite my lack of interesting things to say about myself, others occasionally find me to be quite fascinating, though I still remain unstalked. Also, as far as I know, my identity has never been stolen. Not that I want it to be stolen, but it would be nice if someone at least tried. My identity isn't THAT bad. Some of those millions of identity theft victims must have less compelling lives than me...right? Oh well. Bye.

Interests
I am obsessed with zooplankton. If you know what that means, you are cool. If you don't know what zooplankton are, they are small animals that live in every aquatic environment on Earth, just floating freely in the water column, letting the wind and the currents move them since their legs are too small and weak to do much of anything about it. Now you can go back to the beginning of this paragraph and I can call you cool, which I would very much enjoy doing.

I am also a fan of both the Scottish National Football team and the Inverness CT Football Club. Go Caley Thistle!


Coolest people on the blog, and why

Lishy McLishums - With a bullet! We like her. We like her a lot. Funny, smart, and pretty as hell. And apparently, a lot of people who write on her Post It notes agree with me.

MooseInMyShoe
- the whole licking her elbow thing, and other things, I guess, but mostly, the elbow. We're BFFZORZes.


Khol
- Watch out though - she's malaria. Regardless of this, she's one of my favorite bloggers. Don't tell her that, though. It'll go to her head and she'll think she's a god again.


DeboraBorealis
- for keeping my Genesis-related anger management issues in check, and for two magic words: "Muppet Dungeon". Plus, she watches SPL, which makes her cooler than you.

CanadianBeaver
- Because of her fangirlness-by-proxy the other day. I needed some company and she offered me an eBeer. Next one's on me.

SqueegeBeckenheim - She found me a song about Buffalo Bill that made me nearly wet myself with happy.



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